dear neighbors across the courtyard,

[she_said_yeye]

CLOSE YOUR BLINDS WHEN YOU ARE NAKED. Thankfully you are young and in shape so I'm not disgusted in that way. I can't see if you're male or female through my blinds, because they're mostly closed because I'm not some closet exhibitionist freak

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[scelesta]

oh
my
god.

aaaaahhhh!

[she_said_yeye]

SERIOUSLY DUDE. I think it was a guy? I couldn't really tell because I didn't wanna just open up my blinds. But they had their back to me, so it was naked back and ass, just STANDING THERE with fists on hips. Either the guy was just being weird and talking to his girlfriend/paramour like that, or he was jerkin' it, or he was totally getting a BJ. Of course I'm running around my apartment shrieking, ALMOST shouting across the courtyard to close their blinds, but I didn't want to be THAT much of a dick. I think BJ action was happening because later I saw what was definitely a female with a black tank top on.

EW EW EW. Thank god the dude was in shape. It was a nice butt and everything but man I did not need to see that. Seriously, you have blinds, PUT THEM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING. Jesus.

[mrxsleaze]

hahahaha i am that awful neighbours that walks around nude and doesn't close the blinds. i just forget! XD

actually... i do have my blinds closed, but they don't do much. the old tenants had a thing for those twig roman curtains. i need to change those asap.

[she_said_yeye]

IKEA is yr friend. I mean whatevs, I walk around naked too, but I always make sure my blinds are at least closed enough. We all have those standard metal blinds that completely cover up - my neighbors across the way just had them PULLED all the way up, they weren't just twisted open. That's why I could make out so much of it despite my own blinds being mostly closed! Gahhhh!

[mrxsleaze]

lololol awesome. exhibitionism is kewl.