idiot girl:"I met fat joe tonight!!! OMG!!!!!!111oneoneelvetwelvetwo!!11!!!@#@$@!@23214~~"
idiot boy: "Fat Joe is fat."
Other Idiot boy: "Yeah...referring to his name, maybe?"
Me: "Oh..I thought he was annorexic."
Cool girl: "I love smartasses. I want a shirt that says that. I would totally wear it."

p.s. hardcore has you pussy whipped.

♥

If it sounds flat, they might try to go with sense.
A thosand campaigns for the wrong side of the knuckles
When meeting the first with a human confused taste.
I mean callousness.
Anger at the predestrian for smashing into the car
When the robin eats the eggs from the nest.
They scream at the eggs for not getting out of the way ( Read more... )

-----My ride home backed out so my friend's ( Read more... )

Oh, oh!
Guess who's deoderant
Smells shower fresh?

Mine.

Damn shizzle.

Chris is my bia bia.

Guess who's going to a show tonight?
Moi.

Yeah, that's right.

Ummm, I hate talking to cousins online

because they're dumb.

+++++ why do girls do their hair?

++++ boys only like skinny girls.

------ I hate Wednesdays.

smoking is gross
but flowers are cool.

<3

i dont wanna grow up
im a toys-r-us kid.

that's all i know.

g'night bitches.

bum: i dont spread things around school
heart to flame: that's good.
bum: well there was this one time i spread a rumor that i got jasper pregnant

that made my life.
<3