First Attack [Video]

[shearing_shark]

[A crashing sound is heard just as the video screen flickers to life. A very large man clothed in the Akatsuki's black robe is seen looking off somewhere as if he had heard a sound. The crashing sound was presumably, the large weapon wrapped in white cloth that is being held by the man. After several seconds, he speaks with a snarling tone.]What is

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[sauceytomato]

[Well, shit. He knows him. Kinda. Only saw him once at the hotel, but that cloak.]

...

[He doesn't say anything, but he does curse softly to himself. Akatsuki really was repopulating again.]

[shearing_shark]

Ahhh...

[And that toothy grin rips across his face. Lovely. Itachi's little brother.]

Sasuke. How nice to see you. Though you're a bit...small.

[sauceytomato]

[Have a cautious glare, Kisame. He doesn't trust yoooou.]

I've been told that a lot.

[shearing_shark]

I'll bet.

[Still grinning.]

Where the hell am i?

[thefirstuchiha]

Kisame.

[Oh, he is very pleased to see you here.]

Itachi should be quite happy to see you.

[shearing_shark]

Heh. Good. It's good to know that wherever I am is populated by people I know. What is this place, though, Madara-sama?

[thefirstuchiha]

There are a few Akatsuki members here, though we are quite outnumbered by the Konoha nin. Luckily we do have a few allies outside of the organization.

You're in Adstringendum now, Kisame. A world filled with people and creatures from all sorts of different worlds.

[shearing_shark]

Some sort of space-time jutsu, huh? Well well. This puts a damper on things.

[purevermillion]

[Well, out of all the faces he has seen in this city, Itachi hadn't expected such a familiar face. It still makes him somewhat relieved. Damn you Kisame.]

All ready threatening things, are we?

[No, there's no mocking amusement in his voice, just amusement in general.]

[shearing_shark]

[He grins broadly at his partner.]

Well--

[No explanation necessary. It's just Kisame's way of doing things.]

Yeah. It's good that you're here, Itachi.

[purevermillion]

Good? Certainly, you can do well without me.

[Now he's curious about the timelines.]

[shearing_shark]

That's not it.

[He laughs.]

Last I saw you, your brother was headed your way. He's gotten stronger. Or at least, back in my time.

[scarysnakelady]

Phwa, more of you.[She throws her hands into the air in dismissal of, presumably, all Akatsuki]

Welcome to Adstringendum, where you're just as fucked as the rest of us.

[shearing_shark]

How nice. I don't see how it's so bad, though. Apart from the whole...disconnect thing.

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[scarysnakelady]

Oh, you'll soon find out.

Wait... shark boy. Oh, you're... Itachi's partner? The one K-- they told me about. Hm.

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[shearing_shark]

My reputation precedes me, I see. That's right. What's it to you?

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[willdateforyen]

[Just staring at the screen and trying not to cry at the shark-boy.]

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[shearing_shark]

What do you want?