Kill me now PLEASE

[shebajr]

God...went to Double Decker for lunch with Josh while waiting for the car to get an oil change. It was just us and some fat 50-ish dude sitting at the next table. Guess he's lonely, because he kept starting up BORING conversations with me. First it's about something he's reading in the paper (I forget), then I get some long-ass story about these

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[mermaid7]

What a jerk. I hate people.

[shebajr]

That's my mantra.

[drunkpoet515]

I CAN'T DEAL with strangers who start conversations with me. The worst is on a plane. I always close my eyes immediately when I sit down to give the "please don't bother me" signal. Once this older couple started talking to me. When they introduced themselves by name, I knew I was in trouble. They were nice but I still just couldn't take it. Just leave me alone and let me fly in peace.
I also hate when people in front of me in lines, who have some world-shattering issue that is holding up their purchase, turn to me and start some, "Isn't this ridiculous?" line of conversation, as if it's the store's fault and we should bond over that. No, It's YOUR fault. YOU are writing a sketchy check for a $2,700 computer system and holding up my purchase of a $15 CD during my lunch break. Don't pretend otherwise.

[fluffysings]

You are way too polite. I have no qualms being rude.