Comments | shebajr: Now I've seen it all

shebajr

Now I've seen it all

Aug 28, 2006 10:00

At the Christiana Mall, they have this lovely little kiosk.

It's...get this...an OXYGEN BAR!

They were charging $1 a minute to breathe in oxygen! How do I get in on this racket?

Comments 5

mermaid7 August 28 2006, 14:35:28 UTC

You should promote your basement as an "oxygen room" and then people pay to come in and you have them breathe through a tube that goes through the wall into an unknown area... which is just another room and they are breathing other-room air.
Honestly, if people are paying for this stupid crap like oxygen bars, they don't know how to spend their money and they should just give it to me.

shebajr August 28 2006, 17:28:18 UTC

Exactly my sentiments!

drunkpoet515 August 28 2006, 17:46:27 UTC

I'm going to charge $1 for people to watch the sunset.

banana_mcjugs August 28 2006, 20:28:29 UTC

I've heard of this. It was in California, of course, but when I think of hip, happening places, Christiana runs a close second. Basically, it's "flavored" and you get kind of a high off of it. Whatever.

fluffysings August 30 2006, 14:53:10 UTC

Yeah, they had flavored oxygen on the boardwalk at the Surf Mall. I was with the kiddos and thusly afraid of the "natural high" it advertised. What if I got so full of oxygen that I pushed them in front of a surrey?