WTF????

[shebajr]

So I come home last night from taking Josh and Lexie (my friend's 5 year old daughter, whom I was babysitting) out to dinner. Just after we get our coats and shoes off, I notice a dark shape at the other end of the house atop the curtain rod. After a few seconds of staring, I make out the shape - THERE WAS A FUCKING BLACK BIRD IN MY HOUSE

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[fluffysings]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAA Thanks for my big laugh today!

PS - I'd have done the same thing - I fucking hate birds!

[caroslime]

I hate/fear relationship with birds too. I am convinced that every pigeon in New York (and elsewhere) wants to fly directly into my head. Strangers laugh at me openly, because I duck (and sometimes flail) anytime a pigeon gets anywhere near me. I think I should just get a helmet and call it a day.

And get this: my mother-in-law just bought a parrot that will likely out-live her by 20+ years. The last time we went to her house, she said, "Hope you like her, because when I die, she's yours." Uh, thanks? Don't you think you should consult your ONLY child and his wife before making a purchase like that? Beat.

[mermaid7]

She'll be dead. Get rid of the bird.

[shebajr]

Glad this made your day :-P~~~~

;)

[drunkpoet515]

At least it wasn't a giant tarantula.

[shebajr]

No. But that'll be next.

[banana_mcjugs]

I thought birds were the one animal you LIKE.
I can't believe you called the cops about a BIRD. Spaz. :P