Ok, here's a crackpot theory for the masses from the most Narutarded mind:
Mountain Dew = Dew from marijuana leaves grown on a mountain.
Yeah. Dumb, right? Well, consider this:
You get light headed from too much mountain dew
It can give you munchies
And you laugh a lot more when you're jacked on mountain dew.
Of course, I'm talking the normal kind. Lord
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