there is lube on my computer keys

[shebsta]

So yea I went to the local area porn store yesterday to purchase some lube because i was running low and you know what that means...you don't? Well let me enlighten you. I need lube to masturbate because it intensifies the results. Usually I just buy the small tubes of lube to satisfy my needs but having to return to the porn store so frequently

Comments

Porn shop

[nihilistanarch]

been working on getting a job out there... I've failed so far... B thinks it may have been cause the chicka that got the job gave good knob... but then from what I've heard she caled in after only working three hours...

[thylo_cine]

That's a lotta lube!

[nihilistanarch]

bet she'll need more in like what two three weeks

*GRIN*

[shebsta]

I give at least a month

[nihilistanarch]

all depends if you can find a play mate ehhh

[nex916]

umm. like I'm always willing to help out and give you a "hand" using that there lube. *wink* *wink*

GLBT

[shebsta]

This club for GayLesbianBisexualTrans people want me to be their president so I figure I'll try work on hitting on the ladies. Men are boring me...

Re: GLBT

[nex916]

nice, sounds like a good plan

Re: GLBT

[nihilistanarch]

wow youve been goin after the wrong dicks is all i will say