TUNAAAA!

[shecky]

* nacho goes to make a tuna bagel.
* ryuuko hungers.
You would like my tuna salad.
I use only the freshest canned tuna, caught this morning in the arctic northern waters of Paraguay!
Then I season it with delicious store brand mayonnaise from France, made from only the freshest and most succulent mayonnaise berries.
And to top it off, I give

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[cdaaah]

Snickers "Butterfingers" O'Henry was notorious for his diabetes, and having once severely beaten a fan who was wearing an ironic t-shirt depicting diabetes as "Just One Of the Guys." Snickers "Butterfingers" O'Henry was himself known as a terribly sweaty man and an awful teammate.

[cdaaah]

"Diabetes is NOT just one of the guys! It's a killer!" he screamed, terrible underarm flaps a-rage with the effort.

[cdaaah]

Snickers "Butterfingers" O'Henry famously said "When men have played baseball, they have known the true joys of life. I think they have to amputate my toes."

[shecky]

Ironically, he died of tetanus after the truly epic amounts of sweat he poured during his fan-beating rusted the needle he used to test his blood-sugar. His wife was later quoted as saying, "He died as as he lived: With a tiny prick between his fingers."