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[shedyourstripes]

Fuck this curse. You can all be creepy little fetishists without me. I'm out of here.

AXEL. Invite me over. We're watching movies and drowning in junk food.

Reno, you're not invited. I'm still pissed over that damn... virus... thing. Whatever.

... Actually? I'll let you come if you bring drinks.

'Cause I really need to get drunk right now.

Comments

voice; MAKING HIMSELF SOUND EXACTLY LIKE RENO

[flameofviii]

Why would I do that?

voice; GDIT

[shedyourstripes]

... Because.

voice; he hasn't pulled your hair in a while, Renji~

[flameofviii]

... Because why?

voice; gjkldsbgjbsd 1/2

[shedyourstripes]

Because it's fair--

[immortal_witch]

That's the spirit.

[shedyourstripes]

Seriously.

[immortal_witch]

Will your junk food include pizza?

[shedyourstripes]

Anything and everything. I'm on a mission to integrate someone into human society.

[nogoodpeople]

Virus?

[shedyourstripes]

He did something to the device. I don't know.

Who're you?

[nogoodpeople]

Tseng. Reno's boss, under normal circumstances.

[shedyourstripes]

I see.

... Nice to meet you, I guess? I'm Renji.

[anti_buttons]

You can't actually leave, you know.

[shedyourstripes]

I can leave the apartment.

[anti_buttons]

...

The fact that any of you haven't left yet is a disturbing one.

[shedyourstripes]

Free food, Ishida. I'm not gonna argue with that.

[bitingnightmare]

I get it.

You like orgies.

[shedyourstripes]

... Don't project.

[bitingnightmare]

Well what the shit.

Tomorrow morning are you going to say "Guess what I did last night? I put on some flicks while swallowing down whatever juice my home boys gave me. Oh yeah and they're all redheads."

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[shedyourstripes]

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