This entry is just too funny for words. (Disclaimer: not for the faint-hearted nor the pious).

Talk Cock

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
1803-1882, Poet and Essayist

Bill Petersen has a 28 year old daughter and a 33 year old wife. *chokes chokes chokes chokes chokes*

See, this is the problem with me and men. The ones I want are everywhere else but here.

My brother has a new girlfriend. An exact replica of the old. Just a local model instead. It seems he is bent on getting girlfriends that are as different from his two sisters as he possibly can. Must be all that terrorizing we did to him. Maimed him for life. In short, she is shy, introvert and petrified in our presence. And she is scared of dogs ( Read more... )

Quick Peek

I started reading "Among the White Moonfaces" by Shirley Geok-lin Lim. Am half way through. A few observations spring to mind so far:

• Language-wise, she's the best Malaysian born writer I've come across so far, even if I think she borders on the pretentious. Haven't quite made up my mind about that yet;
• The most professionally prolific people are ( Read more... )

...I broke my favourite pair of glasses. On purpose. And I'm kicking myself over it ( Read more... )

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My gym instructor tried to kill me today. Her excuse:

"I'm not going to see you for 3 days. SO RUN FASTER."

It was a good attempt, but I survived the torture.

Yesterday, I finally hauled my lazy ass off to find out more about learning sign language. I got a number and name for someone in the Society for the Hearing Impaired. It was all rather mysterious - no knowledge of who this person was, what he did, etc ( Read more... )