I just like this

butter up that bacon
bacon up that bread
do it (shakes fist)

so this is a joke ( Read more... )

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The world today is absolutely cracked ( Read more... )

so yeah im at work and loving it there is nothing to do but then again aleast its not stressfull thats a plus never mind its getting streefull damn these people and the magazines but thats ok the world needs a little stress to run well always look on the bright side of life do do dum do da do do do (Life of Brian) and all this because of some big ( Read more... )

So today Is my PAR-Tay
so you'll come out now yah here it starts at 8:00 p.m. and i know none you all show'in up but just throwning it out there for the world i lives a 937 vincent ct lansing michigan 48910 but

I AM SO BOARD I WANT OUT OF HERE I'VE BEEN HERE 8 HOURS IN THE SAME SMALL LITTLE CUBICLE AND STILL HAVE AN HOUR TO GO I WANT TO SCREAM BUT THAT WOULD UPSET THE QUITE GUY WHO DOS'NT TALK NEXT TO ME THERE IS NOTHING TO DO

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so raise the roof like you just don't care and raise the roof like your a mo'fo and unaware ( Read more... )

Yeah Take This Quiz If You Guys Know Me You'll Get a Perfect Score If You Guys Don't Now Me You'll DIE!!!! No Just Kidding So Yeah No Ones Perfect I Did Horrible On Joes But Then I Did Not Try I Got To Question 4 Without Getting Anything And Then Gave Up And Actully Got One Right Well What You Going To Do so "MAIL MOTHER FUCKER" (in eurotrip Mr. T ( Read more... )