Admitting It
Title: Admitting it
Pairings: Kangtuek, Shimin, Hanchul, Yehwook, Eunhae, Qmin and (minor)Bumry and Shindong,
Rating: Pg-13(language)
Genre: Little bit of romance, little bit of drama, little bit of angst (maybe) but the overwhelming premise of this fic is Crack.
Summary: The Ukes of Super Junior get together for a “girls” night. Talk turns to their respective “men” and it becomes apparent that most of the SJ boys are unhappy with their partner’s reluctance to admit that they are in a relationship. Heechul proposes a game to see who can get their man to own up first, loser has to face the punishment. Who will win? Read on to see.
A/N:So I finally finally FINISHED SOMETHING! But Again, IDEK. I started this fic like a while ago (wow that’s specific, good job Anna). At first it went well, smooth sailing, crack tastic, then I took a break. When I came back to it, all I could write was everything but crack (hence the Shimin chapter). It’s been like pulling teeth ever since to get this done.
It’s a lot longer than it has any right to be.
Please Please Please forgive the abruptness, and crappy transitions. I’ve been in a lot of different moods while writing this and it shows. I can’t fix it, I’ve tried. I just want this over and done with so I’m posting it. Hopefully it will make you laugh, or at the very least smile.
Comment if you feel like it. I love feedback!
Admitting it
Prologue: The Game
“Are you sure you don’t want me to stay?” Yesung asked, not loosening his grip on Ryewook’s hand, even as the other pushed him towards the door laughing.
“Yesung!” Ryewook protested. “It’s girls night!”
“Yeah that means no boys!” Sungmin said popping up at Ryewook’s elbow and giving Yesung a shove.
Yesung ignored him. He just raised an eyebrow. “I know it’s girls night. It’s just that I didn’t realize that meant dressing up my boyfriend as an actual girl.” He shuddered at the memories of the last time the Super Junior ‘girls’ got together.
He had come home from a night of drinking with the ‘boys’ to a strange woman in his bed. Yesung had literally freaked out until he realized the woman was Ryewook dressed in drag.
“Oh shut up that was one time!” Heechul scoffed. “Ryewook enjoyed it right Wookie?”
Ryewook blushed to the roots of his hair, but he nodded his head. Yesung rolled his eyes, an action that Heechul caught.
“Besides, it’s not like you didn’t enjoy it either.” Now it was Yesung’s turn to blush as he remembered exactly how those silk stockings felt under his hands, how Ryewook had thrown his head back and moaned as Yesung lifted the skirt and-
“Oh stop it you pervert” Sungmin said again shoving Yesung towards the door. “Just get out of here.”
“Yesung? Are you still here?” That was Leeteuk calling from the kitchen. “Kangin just called, they’re downstairs waiting for you.”
Yesung sighed deeply, clearly he was outnumbered. “Alright fine fine I’m going” He threw his hands up in mock surrender.
He swiftly kissed Ryewook on the cheek, causing the younger one to blush harder.
“Yesung.” He protested the action. Ryewook was pretty shy when it came to public displays of affection like that.
“What?” Yesung asked fake innocent. “It’s not like they don’t know about us anyways”
“I know” Ryewook whined. “But do you have to-mmmmpphh” The rest of his words were cut off as Yesung again kissed Ryewook, this time square on the lips.
Heechul made a gagging sound. Sungmin giggled and “awwwed”.
“Yes” Yesung said pulling back from the kiss. “Yes I do.” He winked.
“Yeeeeesung” Ryewook whined again. He was feeling really uncomfortable with his boyfriend’s actions. All of his hyungs were watching!
Yesung’s response was a smirk. “Have fun tonight Wookie. But not too much!” He admonished, grabbing his jacket.
Ryewook pouted. “Yeah you too.”
Yesung gave him one last hug before leaving.
“Finally” Heechul sighed dramatically as the door closed behind Yesung.. “I thought he would never leave! Hyung he’s gone! BREAK OUT THE SOJU!” He called to Leeteuk, who came into the living room with a tray of snacks followed shortly by Eunhyuk who was carrying several bottles of liquor.
Ryewook, still blushing profusely, joined his hyung’s. Sungmin slung a comforting arm around Ryewook. “It’s alright Wook-ah. At least your boyfriend isn’t afraid to show how much he cares about you.”
Ryewook nodded wordlessly. He was still mortified at Yesung’s kissing him in front of everyone.
“Wow You’re one to talk” Zhoumi said joining the conversation. “You’re dating like only the most touchy feely man to ever walk the planet. I’m lucky if KuiXian remembers to even say goodbye before leaving.”
Sungmin protested Zhoumi’s word’s. “Yeah but Siwon is like that with everyone.” He sent a pointed glare at Heechul, who was currently pouring out shots.
“Who me?” Heechul said looking up, all innocence. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Sungmin snorted. Siwon was still a sore point between them.
“Eunhyuk and Donghae do a lot of skinship” Henry piped up. He was really excited tonight because tonight was the first night he was allowed to join the ‘girls’. Kibum, his new boyfriend, had gone out to the bar with the guys.
“Eunhyuk and Donghae-hyung” Leeteuk corrected automatically. He was secretly glad of the change in conversation though. Tonight Leeteuk wanted to relax with his friends. He did not need another Sungmin Heechul blow up on his hands.
Now Eunhyuk was the one who was blushing and stuttering. “B-but that’s just fanservice” He pointed out. “Donghae’s really quite shy when we’re alone.”
At this everyone made noises of protest. “Oh come on Eunhyuk. We’ve all heard you and Donghae late at night, and from what I’ve heard, he is not shy at all!” Heechul crowed.
“Yeah but he won’t do like Yesung did and kiss me in front of everyone. He won’t say ‘I love you’ if there’s someone else in the room.” Eunhyuk complained.
“I know what you mean” Sighed Leeteuk. “Kangin won’t hardly touch me if there’s anyone around”
There seemed to be a collective sigh from the ‘girls’ as they wistfully thought of their respective ‘men’.
“Oh this is pathetic” Heechul snapped after a moment. “We’ve got them wrapped around our fingers, yet we still can get them to own up to fucking us?”
Leeteuk shrugged. “Kangin won’t say it ‘cause he thinks it makes him less manly.” Heechul gave Leeteuk a look that plainly said Are you serious?
“KuiXian’s the same way.” Zhoumi sighed. “He says the only reason we’re dating is because I’m so much of a girl already.” He seemed a little sad about this.
“And you seriously put up with that?” Sungmin exclaimed. He himself wouldn’t, and didn’t. His own brief affair with Kyuhyun had ended over similar remarks.
Zhoumi just shrugged. “Yeah it’s a little messed up I know. But the sex more than makes up for it.” He smiled broadly.
There was a chorus of ‘ews’ and one approving nod from Sungmin. He too knew the joys of the Magnae’s ‘technique’.
“Again. This is pathetic.” Heechul said.
“Well what are we supposed to do then?” Eunhyuk asked.
“Duh! Get them to admit it!” There were blank stares all around.
“And how are we supposed to do that?” Sungmin asked.
Heechul flipped his hair and swayed his hips seductively. “We use our powers of persuasion!” Most everyone in the room knew that when it came to Heechul, persuasion was synonymous with coercion so they rolled their eyes.
“What? No! I’m serious!” Heechul screeched. “I propose a bet, a sort of game. The first person to get their boyfriend to admit to fucking them in front of at least one other person wins. The last person to get their man to own up loses and has to do a punishment.”
“Um Can I be excused from this?” Ryewook asked. “Yesung doesn’t use that word.”
“Me too.” Said Sungmin.
“Pssh no and no” Heechul retorted. “Ryewook, get Yesung to say ‘I love you’ in front of someone else then. Sungmin” he turned to the bunny boy. “You cannot tell me that ‘fucking’ is not in Siwon’s vocabulary, because I know it is from firsthand experience.”
Sungmin made a move to pounce on Heechul, but Leeteuk reached out a restraining arm and stopped him.
“Um” Henry said turning bright red. “Do I have to participate? Kibum and I just started dating and we don’t um…don’t really…do that yet.” He buried his face in his hands in embarrassment.
“How long have you and Kibummie been going out?” Leeteuk asked.
“Four days three hours and 27 minutes.” Henry replied. “What?” He asked when the only response he got was an awed stare from Eunhyuk.
“You count? That is sooooooooooooo adorable!” His hyung said pinching Henry’s cheek. Henry again buried his face in his hands.
“Ok fine. Henry is excused on the principle of young love. Anyone else? Yes Shindong.” Heechul snapped.
Shindong raised a tentative hand. “Wellllll” He began. “As you know I’m not really seeing anyone at this point so can I be excused on the principle of no love?”
“Aww we love you though!” Sungmin cooed and hugged his large friend.
“You’re not even an uke Shindong.” Heechul pointed out. Shindong just liked coming to girls night because he didn’t like bars, and the girls played better music (ie Wonder Girls courtesy of Heechul).
“Neither is Henry though” Zhoumi reasoned. “I mean, Henbum has never done ‘it’ so how do we know if he’s Uke or Seme?”
Eunhyuk stared at Zhoumi incredulously. “Have you met Kibum? He practically oozes seme. He’s got that dreamy smile and those arms of sex and-“
“And that’s my boyfriend you’re talking about. So Back off!” Henry shouted, surprising himself. He hadn’t pegged himself for the possessive type but apparently he was when it came to Kibum’s arms of sex.
Eunhyuk grinned good naturedly and patted Henry on the head, casually saying “Yeah but your boyfriend fucked my boyfriend first. Or are we still not allowed to talk about that? And I still have to hear about how sexy Kibummie is.”
Again everyone stared. “What? It’s not that weird. I know Hae loves me.” Eunhyuk defended.
“Um Right. Back to the matter at hand. I think we should do it.” Leeteuk said. Heechul smiled. If the leader was on his side this little game of his would go through. “but I think we need a little revision of the rules.”
Heechul’s smile fell. What was with Leeteuk and rules? Maybe it came with the territory of being leader. Heechul was relieved to have dodged that bullet.
“First I propose that instead of having the winner be based on whoever accomplishes first, it should be based on whoever gets the better admission.”
“WHAT?! WHY?!” demanded Heechul upon hearing that.
“Because Heenim, we all know that you are going to go first. I’m merely suggesting that the winner be based on something other than time. Henry and Shindong should be our judges. The loser would still obviously be punished, but they would lose only if they didn’t accomplish an admission by the date of our next girls night or if their boyfriend’s confession was really lame.” Leeteuk stated.
“Yeah yeah yeah!” Sungmin bounced. He was excited about this rule because he was going to need all the time he could get in order to get Siwon to admit to sleeping with him. The man was such a prude sometimes.
“And either Henry or Shindong has to witness the confession otherwise it doesn’t count!” Zhoumi said clapping his hands.
Henry and Shindong both agreed to this and set about making up the criteria for a good confession.
The rest of the girls chatted and snacked. They also consumed a large amount of alcohol. Heechul was just about to suggest that it was make over time (a staple activity at any SUJU girls night hence Ryewook in drag last time) when Henry and Shindong finished their impromptu parlay. Turning to the group with almost identical grins they outlined the rules of the game.
“First of all the purpose of this is to get your man to admit, in front of either myself or Henry that he is either a, sleeping with you, or b madly in love with you and can’t live without you.” Shindong explained.
Henry continued. “Secondly you must get him to say it before the next girls night which is in 5 weeks, this should be ample time for most of you. If you do not get him to say it before then, you will be punished.”
“The punishment is to have to dress in a maids costume and be Heechul’s servant for a week.”
The whole room gaped.
“What?” Gasped Zhoumi.
“Why him?” demanded Sungmin.
Henry shrugged. “We figured he’d do it fastest so he should get some sort of reward.”
Heechul cackled and agreed.
“The winner gets bragging rights and will be exempt from next time’s truth or dare game. Since the winner will not be based on time, we’ve come up with three areas on which to judge your confession. Spontaneity, obviously you can’t just tell him to tell us, Outrageousness, this includes ridiculous gestures and the amount of other people present, and Sweetness, which I don’t think I need to explain.”
Everyone nodded and agreed to the rules, each secretly plotting how they would accomplish their goal. Nobody wanted to have to be Heechul’s maid, and everybody wanted to be exempt from truth or dare because let’s face it, with the Suju uke’s in control it got very intense.
They were all wrapped in their thoughts until Zhoumi asked in a small voice. “Why does KuiXian have to confess in Swedish?”
Then they all teased him about his fail!korean.
The night progressed from there, with dancing, drinking, makeovers and a round of truth or dare that didn’t end until the men came home from the bar at 2 am and dragged their respective partners to bed
Chapter 1: Heechul
Heechul went first, like they all knew he would.
Over breakfast the next morning, while most of the members were still nursing hangovers, Heechul smiled broadly and turned to Hangeng.
“Hannie” He cooed to the Chinese man. Hangeng looked up from his bowl of cereal warily. He knew that tone of voice. When Heechul used that voice it meant that he wanted something, and he wanted it now!
“Hannie” Heechul cooed again. “Why don’t you tell all the nice people what you did last night?” It was posed as a question, but Hangeng knew from experience that it was actually a statement.
“Um…” he thought for a moment. He didn’t know what Heechul was getting at. Why would the rest of Super Junior want to know about what he had done last night?
“Well, I went out with the guys and got drunk…?” He hoped that was a sufficient answer, but judging from the look on Heechul’s face it was not.
“Not that part Pabo. Tell them about what you did after you came home from the bar.” Heechul commanded. “You know, the part about how you fucked me through the mattress.”
Kangin choked on his cereal at this. Several of the others looked distinctly uncomfortable. Hangeng didn’t blame them, but he knew it was better to just give Heechul want he wanted and keep quiet about it so Hangeng dutifully did his part.
“Um…I fucked you through the mattress?”
Heechul grinned triumphantly.
“Well done Hyung” Shindong said “But I can’t give you above a zero for sweetness or spontaneity.”
Heechul shrugged. He had expected no less. “But I still went first!” He declared even though no one had even contested the fact. He honestly didn't care about winning, just his pride as the most bad-assed and daring member of Super Junior.
Kim Heechul played by his own rules.
“I’d give it a 2 for outrageousness though” Henry conceded. Hey getting Hangeng to say the word “fucking” in front of the 13 other members of the band counted for something.
Heechul smirked again. He was in the lead, for now.
Chapter 2 Sungmin
Sungmin went next, which no one was expecting. Most had already written off Siwon as a lost cause. The man was big on skinship, true, but not so big on flaunting his relationship with Sungmin. He barely even mentioned it when asked.
“Siwon” Sungmin cooed, in the same sickly sweet tone of voice Heechul had used on Hangeng moments before. “Why don’t you tell the nice people what you did last night?” There was a bite barely concealed behind the words that only someone who knew Sungmin well could detect.
“Um…” Siwon said scratching his head. He tried to remember the events of last night but was coming up blank. Had he and Sungmin had sex? He couldn’t recall. He had been too drunk. All Siwon could remember was waking up in an empty bed.
Ignoring his boyfriend’s inadequate response Sungmin turned to the rest of the table and said in false cheerfulness “Siwonie went to the wrong room last night.” He placed strong emphasis on the words. “Instead of coming to our room, where I was ready and waiting patiently for him to come take me, he went to his old room to have ‘fun’ with Hangeng and Heechul.”
Ryewook looked positively green, probably having to do with all the sexual references being thrown about over the breakfast table. Everyone else shifted uncomfortably in their seats.
No one, and I mean no one, wanted to be there when Sungmin snapped, and judging by his tense tone and fake smile, the Sungmin explosion was coming fast.
Siwon was scared. “I-what? No I didn’t. Did I?” He looked to Hangeng and Heechul for confirmation. Hangeng hung his head, and Heechul (for once) had the decency to blush, answer enough.
Crap. Thought Siwon. Well at least this explained the cold shoulder he had been getting from Sungmin all morning.
“I can explain” He began, even though he really couldn’t. He had been drunk, and stupid and that was all there was to it.
Sungmin didn’t want to listen though. “Oh why don’t you just admit it already.” He challenged.
Siwon didn’t know what he meant. Admit what? He wondered. He took a gamble. Sarcastically he replied “Admit what Sungmin? That I’m still in love with Heechul and Hangeng?”
There was a sharp intake of breath, and Siwon knew he had made the wrong move.
Sungmin’s eyes bugged out. He stared incredulously at Siwon for a long moment. Sungmin found himself suddenly very pissed off. Originally he had just planned to be fake mad at Siwon, to laugh off last night as a drunken mistake between friends. Sungmin was pretty forgiving and he was prepared to even let Heechul slide on this one if he could wrangle a confession out of SIwon but when Siwon had said that he still loved Hangeng and Heechul…well that hurt Sungmin more than he could have ever imagined. “I can’t believe you. I can’t believe this. This is what I left Kyuhyun for?” He demanded angrily.
“Hey leave me out of this” the magnae said. He held up his hands in mock surrender, wanting nothing to do with the brewing fight. Zhoumi’s arm tightened possessively around Kyuhyun’s waist.
“I can’t believe this” Sungmin stated again. He turned on his heel and fled the room.
“Sungmin wait-I-“ Siwon began, but Sungmin was already gone.
“Don’t just sit there idiot. Go after him!” Heechul admonished. Siwon nodded dumbly and ran to do just that. The other’s followed silently, each wanting to know how this would all play out.
“Damn it Sungmin wait” Siwon caught the edge of Sungmin’s sleeve right before the other boy turned a corner. Sungmin shook him off.
“Sungmin” He desperately cried.
“I don’t want to hear it”
“Sungmin!” Siwon finally caught up with him and forced Sungmin against the wall, holding him there despite the smaller man’s struggles. “Will you just listen to me for a second?”
The other one’s eyes screamed murder but Siwon gamely held on, using his height to his advantage.
“Sungmin” He sighed. He gently cupped Sungmin’s face with one hand, startled to find tears at the corner of his eye. Tears he had never meant to cause.
“Sungmin. Listen! That back there, that was just a joke. A really really unfunny joke alright? I didn’t know what you wanted me to say! I panicked. It’s not true. I don’t love them. I mean I do love them, but I’m not in love with them.” Siwon said in a rush of air, desperate to explain himself.
“You are the only person I’ve ever been in love with Sungmin. You are the only person I’ve ever wanted beside me. I mean it. No one else makes me quite the same kind of crazy.”
He kissed Sungmin then and was relieved that the other didn’t resist. Maybe he would be forgiven for his slip of tongue (and moral judgment).
Sungmin received full marks for sweetness (“No one else makes me quite the same kind of crazy”), zero points for outrageousness, and three points for spontaneity. Of course he only found this out after he had made sure Siwon knew exactly how well he had been forgiven (and driven every thought of Heechul and Hangeng from his mind).
Chapter 3 Ryewook
Ryewook was the only member to receive full points for spontaneity. Yesung, with no prompting at all from Ryewook, dressed as a cow, waltzed into dance rehearsal and handed him a dozen roses and confessed his undying love and adoration.
It wasn’t their anniversary or anything.
“I was just thinking of ‘moo’”
Full marks for spontaneity and eight for outrageousness (a giant cow really?) but only one for sweetness (a giant cow really?)
Chapter 4: Zhoumi
People did not know what to expect from Zhoumi. Kyuhyun was quiet and reserved. He barely ever offered any sort of personal information which often led to the perception that he was cold.
He was also unpredictable, had a tongue as sharp as Heechul’s and a biting wit no one liked to be on the receiving end of.
And…He had a huge soft spot for Zhoumi.
He was pretty much a wild card to those betting on the outcome of this game (ie Heechul and Leeteuk).
It could go either way.
Thankfully Zhoumi knew Kyuhyun well enough to know that the younger man would never verbally admit to sleeping with Zhoumi. He didn’t even waste his time attempting that. Instead he focused his energy on getting Kyuhyun to sleep with him in the most trafficked places of the dorm.
It wasn’t that hard really, Kyuhyun was practically one step away from an exhibitionist as it was. Zhoumi just encouraged those tendencies.
Until the day when practically all of Super Junior walked in on Kyuhyun and Zhoumi having sex on the couch, and Zhoumi got his ten points of outrageousness, 4 points of spontaneity and zero points for sweetness, after that Zhoumi stopped convincing Kyu to have sex in weird places. A trend that Kyuhyun was sad to see go.
Chapter 5: Eunhyuk
Eunhyuk somehow got Donghae to confess, although Henry was the only one to witness the results.
The baby gave Eunhyuk 5 points for Spontineity, 6 points for sweetness and a controversial 7 for outrageousness.
“But no one saw it but you and Eunhyuk!” Yesung protested.
The only answer he got was “Hyung…No one is supposed to bend like that”
Chapter 6: Leeteuk
It had been four weeks since the game began, and so far Leeteuk had not made a move. He seemed unconcerned about his lack of progress in getting Kangin to own up.
Heechul did a silent victory dance every time one of the other ukes mentioned it, because he knew that barring an act of God, there was no way on earth that manly man Kangin was ever going to admit that he was gay and sleeping with Leeteuk. Siwon and Kyuhyun had been surprising developments, but Kangin would not disappoint.
Eunhyuk too did a (not so silent and totally kick ass) victory dance when he found out that he was in the lead with 18 points. He was seriously looking forward to not having to answer whatever perverted questions his hyung’s asked for truth and escaping whatever fucked up dares they came up with.
Leeteuk just smiled and remained silent.
Finally it was the day of the next scheduled girls night. Heechul kept looking at Leeteuk and cackling.
“I’ve washed the maid’s outfit for you hyung so it’s already”
Leeteuk rolled his eyes but kept his peace, even when Kangin sent a quizzical look in his direction.
Really it was astonishing that none of the Semes had caught on to the ukes scheme, but then again with the exception of Kyuhyun they weren’t exactly known for being the brightest crayons in the box.
Before the festivities and tradition of Girl’s night could commence however, Super Junior still had a full day of activities scheduled; starting with an appearance on a variety show.
Leeteuk only laughed when he saw that someone Heechul had placed a feather duster at his makeup station.
“Heenim shouldn’t count his chickens before they hatch” He was heard to say.
After getting their hair and makeup done (did) it was time for Super Junior to appear on camera.
They smiled and bowed to the host, did their traditional greeting (“We are Super JuniOR”), and sat down ready to enjoy whatever crazy shit they had to do for this show.
It was during the interview section of the show that Leeteuk finally made his move.
“Eeteuk” Said the host smiling broadly. “It says here that you have an announcement to make.”
“Yes” Leeteuk answered with a polite bow.
“Would you care to tell us what that is all about?”
“Yes” He said standing up. He took a deep breath. This was it. He bowed deeply to the camera (and subsequent audience of adoring fangirls), he bowed towards the host, and finally he bowed towards his dongsaengs the rest of Super Junior.
“I would like to ask you all for your congratulations” Leeteuk said.
“Congratulations for what?” The host asked bemused. This should make for some good ratings.
Leeteuk took another deep breath. He crossed his fingers and hoped this would turn out the way he wanted.
“I’m going to be a father.”
For one glorious split second the studio was silent, then all hell broke loose.
“You’re what?”
“Why?”
“Father did he just say father?”
The producers began to furiously argue with one another, this was not in the script.
The camera men looked unsure if they should continue filming or not (the show was live after all).
Most of Super Junior looked confused.
“Wait Teukie’s straight?”
The host clapped his hands excitedly. This would definitely make for some good ratings!
“I’m sorry. But did I miss something here?” Kangin said angrily. He stood up and walked over to where Leeteuk stood furiously blushing. Kangin grabbed Leeteuk’s arm forcibly, turning Leeteuk so he could look him in the eyes.
“Did you cheat on me? Could you cheat on me?” He demanded. “I can’t believe that you would, but here you are claiming that you’re going to be a father.” His eyes searched Leeteuk’s face for some clue, for some explanation.
Leeteuk avoided his eyes. With trembling hands he reached into his pocket to pull out a photo. He held it out for Kangin to see.
Kangin snatched it from his hand and bent in to examine it closer. It was a black and white photo of what looked like a peanut.
“What the hell is this?!” he demanded, throwing it to the floor.
Leeteuk bent down gingerly and picked up the fallen picture, cradling it to his chest. “This is my baby, Youngwoon, my future son or daughter.”
Kangin looked like he had just been punched in the gut. For a moment he seemed sad and lost, but then his face contorted with rage.
“Do you love her?”
“Kangin what-“
“Do you love her?!” Kangin demanded again. When Leeteuk didn’t answer he pressed on. “So what was I then? Just some toy? Something to keep you busy at night? I could fuck you as long as you could fuck her. Is that it? Well congratulations I know what it feels like to be fucked now. Thanks Tuek, thanks a lot for fucking me over.”
“Kangin it’s not like tha-“ Leeteuk called when Kangin started to storm off stage.
Kangin spun around. “Not like what Jungsu?” He spat.
“I’ll tell you what it’s like. I’ve given you the best years of my life and never once have I regretted it. I turned fucking gay for you and I have never once regretted it. I have given you everything you have ever asked of me, never questioning why, just doing, because I love you.”
“God Jungsu I fucking love you. All I’ve ever done is love you. You stand there now and tell me you’ve knocked up some chick and I know I should hate you but I can’t because All. I . Can. Fucking. Do. Is. Love. You!”
“Wait, are they sleeping together?” asked the host in an aside to Donghae. Donghae nodded slowly.
“Oh that’s interesting” the host replied.
Kangin barely paid them any mind as he continued his journey off stage.
Leeteuk furiously blinked back tears. He knew when he had started this it wasn’t going to be easy, plus he had always cried easily (especially easy these days).
“Youngwoon!” Leeteuk called desperately right before Kangin made it to the exit. “I never said you weren’t going to be a father too”
He smiled winningly, even though his heart felt like it was going to beat out of his chest. This was the most nerve wracking part of Leeteuk’s plan. What would Kangin do?
Suddenly Kangin was walking, no running, back to Leeteuk, arms spread wide.
The confusion in his eyes was still there, but it was tempered by the broad smile that was splitting his face.
He embraced Leeteuk, hoisting him up by the waist and spinning around in circles until they were both dizzy.
“You mean you’re-“
“Yes”
“Is that even possible?”
“Apparently” Leeteuk smiled. “Love finds a way.”
“Love” Kangin agreed. He leaned Leeteuk back into a low dip and kissed him passionately.
The cameramen got every second of it.
Epilogue: The Winner
Leeteuk won by a landslide. He had after all, gotten Kangin to admit to sleeping with him on live national television.
Heechul was really pissy because with Leeteuk winning with 30 points, that meant that the one with the lowest score was him. Since nobody failed completely, this meant that Heechul would have to wear the maid outfit for a week. He couldn’t very well be his own servant however, so the rules of the punishment were tweaked: everyone else agreed not to do anything for Heechul for a whole week. This included Hangeng, after the situation was explained to him.
Heechul deeply contested the results. “But hyung only got Kangin to say it because he lied that’s totally cheating!” He sulked. He had really wanted someone to fail so that he could have his own personal maid for a week.
Kangin’s arm tightened protectively around Leeteuk as they sat on the couch. Girl’s night had been abandoned in favor of “Super Junior” night because Kangin positively refused to leave Leeteuk’s side.
“Who’s lying?” Asked Leeteuk sweetly.
He held out the picture for Heechul to see. It said “Park Jungsu” with yesterdays date on it in the lower left corner. Leeteuk then lifted up his shirt so that they all could see the beginnings of the baby bump he had been hiding under his baggy clothes.
“No one’s lying”
Nine months later, the Kangteuk baby was born.
THE END
A/NII: Ok guys I'm really sorry the Eunhae bit is so short (especially compared with the Kangteuk bit)
It has nothing to do with my feelings for the couple(i love them almost as much as I love Kangteuk), and everything to do with the fact that Creative!sex is not really my forte and I really like the word bendy :). Just use your imagination's kay?