The other day, my dad and I got in a fight (our first real one since I've been here) about cleaning when Maggie was over. Maggie and I walk out, and she realizes she left her keys in my room! So, I have to walk back in and find her keys. So much for storming out ( Read more... )

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Today I drove all the way to western Long Island for orientation, only to be told to drive all the way back because my SS card didn't arrive yet. Pain in my ass. Then I came home and ran across this and it made my day. Thank you MPP. Oh and The Police rock my socks off.

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My dad's Uncle Benny died on Monday and his funeral was today. Between the service and sitting shiva, we were gone until almost seven. After only half an hour at home, I left for Smithtown with Maggie. We get back to my house, pull into my driveway, and Maggie's car dies. Guess who gets to wake up at 7 am to take her to work tomorrow. That's ( Read more... )

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So last night, Emily gets off work and calls me just after 9 pm my time. I go to the basement thinking that it will be quieter down there, and Dad and Dianne won't hear me. We're on the phone for ten minutes when Dianne opens the door to the basement, peers down the stairs, and says ( Read more... )

I just thought I'd verify that my step-mother is definitely bipolar. She got even crazier after my last post. Fortunately, Kelly got back from Vegas today, so I was able to escape to her house for awhile and vent. While I was there, Dianne called and went postal on Kelly. Two hours later I came home, and she was acting "normal" again. She wasn ( Read more... )

I will be impaled by a frozen urine spike expelled from a jetliner


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My step monster has gone beyond her usual mood swings today. She has somehow combined aggressive and passive-aggressive behaviour and created some sort of weapon of mass hostility. The best plan seems to be to avoid her at all costs. Do I have a sign on my forehead that attracts bipolar people? If no one has heard from me in three days, assume ( Read more... )