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[shefallsaway]

Okay. I want you to do one of two things

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[evilmonkeys]

my stupid apple sweater, please.

[shefallsaway]

I bought this sweater a couple months ago, and it's the ugliest thing I own. It's yellow and green, and has a big red apple on it. I got it from the kid's section of the Gap. I love it...and I hate it.

[cynical5679]

cri du chat

[___just_a_phase]

I asked that once too, a few years ago when she mentioned it, and I've regretted it ever since.

[cynical5679]

suspense is building.

[shefallsaway]

Cri du chat is this disorder my roommate taught me about a couple years ago. It makes babies sound like screaming cats. I've mostly forgotten about it, but for a few weeks, we really thought it was awesome.

[___just_a_phase]

Do you remember that one time.. umm.. when.. umm.. there were Tinkertoys and Elbow and ummm... caterpillars?

[shefallsaway]

Do I EVER. I saw your dad and Olivia in WalMart the other night. She mentioned Elbow being under her bed. Haha, I think she should have him mounted in a majestic pose, and placed in the living room.

[___just_a_phase]

She told me she saw you guys.

Are you busy this weekend? If not, we should booze.

[phreekie]

creepy dolls ?

[shefallsaway]

I really like dolls that give me nightmares. I've got a few Living Dead Dolls, which are pretty creepy...but then I've also got these two little guys that I call The Twins. Those are WAY scarier to me, and they're just regular dolls.

[xeero]

"i miss romantic"

?

[shefallsaway]

No sir, you've misread. It's "I miss Rotomatic". Rotomatic is this Dremel knock-off that this Billy Mays guy kept trying to sell me on the television.

IT COULD DO EVERYTHING. And then when I went to buy one, guess what. They weren't around anymore. FOR SHAME.