I vant to be alone...

[shehathstood]

God, what a diva. Who knew a little Rock Band was worthy of a Garboesque flounce? "I want to be alone," indeed but I know good and damn well he had fun he played three songs for Christ's sake and did it with minimal bitching I bet the bottle helped some.

YOU'RE IN THE BAND NOW, TOM! And we're getting t-shirts, hot pink ones with SANDY PANTIES on

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[strongshadow]

You made a band without me? (Rock Band still counts.)

And you have the name Sandy Panties?

I think I'm gonna cry that I missed it.

[proof_rock]

Do you want to exchange places?

[shehathstood]

You're not getting out of this so easily, Tommyguns. :D

[shehathstood]

...how are you on the drums? >.> Cos the automatically generated alt that plays for us is FUCKING FUGLY which is like fucking ugly fugly only squared and I would much rather look at your pretty face than his poke Doyle!

[nutting]

So who is this Tom you're talkin' about?

[shehathstood]

See up! We don't get on. :D

[nutting]

Oh. Oh, that's just precious.

[sobyronic]

You know, I read this and was like: SHE FUCKED TOM?! And then I remembered who it was, laughed, and hoped that you headbutted him in the balls. And then I remembered: What balls?

[shehathstood]

You always said if I ever wanted to go there with someone else to take pictures so if you want to see them go ask Doyle.

[sobyronic]

The pictures of you headbutting him in his non-existent balls? I would pay for those. Because I know something. Tom is going nowhere near your vag on purpose. Not unless there's a black cock in there I didn't find. And I looked.

[shehathstood]

Who said anything about on purpose, ace?

Go ask Doyle. I promise.