Copied from a high school friend.

[sheilasmiles]

I am 61 years old and have so many unanswered questions!
I still haven't found out who let the dogs out...
where's the beef...
how to get to Sesame Street...
why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...
why all flavors of fruit loops and Trix taste exactly the same...
why eggs are packaged in flimsy Styrofoam or paper cartons, but batteries are secured in

Comments

[kaishin108]

Those are hysterical! (I am 61 too!)

[nakeisha]

*Laughs*

Thank you for making me laugh & smile. It's wonderful!