Shirley.

[shelayhill]

Sooo, my mom & I are in the kitchen, minding our own business & making my birthday cake when Shirley started my anger gland. Here's how it went down:

mom & me: *laughing & making a cake*
shirley: why are you making a cake?
mom: for ashley's birthday.
s: oh, when is that?
m: tomorrow. [with a *duh* tone of voice*]
s: oh, it is! i always get the 3rd

Comments

[jisatsu_ganbu]

*HUGGLES J00*

I wish you a merry merry happy birthday at the China Szechuan. And I give you more huggles!

(I'm calling you later, so feel free to rant about any more injustices - I'm all ears!)

[shelayhill]

omg. i love you & it's so funny cuz you just totally sounded like waffles.

♥
~shay

[anonymous]

Ignore her. Every time she irritates you from now on, go put a quarter in your tiger bank. Oh yeah man. Do you know why?? Because tiger banks rule. But its your birthday and that is phantasmic. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sloan

[shelayhill]

I love you.

♥
~shay