h3ll0 3v3rybuddi3!!!1!!!!

[shelbu]

wush up wit y3w?!?!??!?! w3ll dat5 k3wl. n3wayz!1!!!!!!!! s0 t3wdai wh3n i wush g3tt3n 0ut 0f da sh0w3r (MIND3N M3H 0WN BIZZN3SS!!!1!) i s33 dish g1rl stand3n d3r and sh3s all nak3d and 1m all lyk3 "wut da fawk ish g0w3n 0n!1!!!?!!! put s0m3 cl0th3z 0n!1!!!!!!!" and sh3 cumZ up t3w m3h and wuz lyk3 "h3y babi3!!!!!". 3w!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!111

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[kissmeyoudie]

will you be my i-ter-et boyfri-ed?
my - butto- does-'t work. sorry if this hard to read...hahaha

[shelbu]

wdp!1!!!!!! 1m a girl!1!!!!!! and 0nli3 m3h ch3st3r g3tz t3w dat3 m3h!1!1!!!!! y3w musht b3h sum kind 0f a pr3p if y3w did3nt kn0 dat!!!11!!!1!! so0o0 0ut 0f da lo0p1!!!!1!!!1!!!!

[iwearmittens]

0M9!11!W7F!1@1#1414!4!!

[privatelyricist]

We fookin love you. I'd love to see you take a shit

[shelbu]

3w!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!

[privatelyricist]

Wut? Is that a no?

[shelbu]

0nli3 m3h ch3st3r g3tz t3w s33 m3h p3w!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!