Shelby Corcoran keeps her word. When I told you guys I would make a journal if you won Nationals, I meant it-so here I am, Vocal Adrenaline
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Oh that's right, the reason you're in that group to begin with is that girl. Rachel, right? Shame she's in McKinley. I actually think she has promise.
Go ahead and have breakfast with her-I can always meet you after. Bring Saunders if you/she wants. It's been awhile since I last heard from her anwyay.
Well if ain't Shelby Corcoran. As I live and breathe! Who thought I'd ever see you again? All grown up and you're still playing the rival to McKinley. I really shouldn't be surprised. You just couldn't let high school go, could ya? Had to graduate and come back for more. Well let me tell you something, sister, reliving the glory days isn't as sweet as it sounds. Though in your case with the recent win, I'm guessing it's pretty sweet... So congratulations in any case. Even though I still think you've got something shoved up that tight little ass of yours.
Well well well. If it isn't April Rhodes. While we're on the subject of still being 'stuck' in high school...you seem to have stayed the same height you were when we were younger. Too bad your face didn't hold out. Or is that the effect of far too much alcohol? I'm surprised you haven't finished the booze supply in all of Ohio yet.
My glory days have just begun, actually. My kids winning Nationals yet again is simply the cake. You'll just have to wait around for the icing. If you can hold off on your precious dutch courage for that long.
Shelby, Shelby. Still as witty as always. I thought by now you'd be tired of playing the Wicked Witch. Looks like I was wrong! Oops! At least you still have that big pointy nose to go with the title.
You are so mistaken, darlin'. You think these are your glory days? No, no. These are their glory days. All you're doin' is soakin' up some of their sunshine. Makes sense, though, since you can't create any sunshine for yourself. I guess that old saying really is true - those who can, do, and those who can't, teach.
Doesn't one of the Twelve Steps of AA involve making a "searching and fearless inventory of oneself"? Clearly you have a long way to go. I'd really rather have my 'pointy' nose than your alcohol problem, thank you very much.
Since we're talking about old sayings, here's one for you: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." (Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald)
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What are you doing tomorrow morning?
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Go ahead and have breakfast with her-I can always meet you after. Bring Saunders if you/she wants. It's been awhile since I last heard from her anwyay.
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Congratulations on the win.
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Anyway, I'm fine, thanks.
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My glory days have just begun, actually. My kids winning Nationals yet again is simply the cake. You'll just have to wait around for the icing. If you can hold off on your precious dutch courage for that long.
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You are so mistaken, darlin'. You think these are your glory days? No, no. These are their glory days. All you're doin' is soakin' up some of their sunshine. Makes sense, though, since you can't create any sunshine for yourself. I guess that old saying really is true - those who can, do, and those who can't, teach.
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Since we're talking about old sayings, here's one for you: "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." (Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald)
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To be honest, I didn't even think you remembered my name, Shelby.
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