Kink Meme Fanfic Index
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Fulfilled Kinks
Summary/Kink
Fic
Sheldon testing some of the 'child's' chemicals with normal ones, and the reaction resulting in an aphrodisiac-like substance. Confused at the sudden arousal, he attempts to dispose of the substance: Penny has other ideas about that.
Part 1 Part 2
Hand fetish please! Sheldon with his sleeves rolled up to the elbows, working with his hands, writing, etc. Bonus points for Penny sucking on his fingers! Adult is good!
One-shot
The elevator in the building finally gets fixed and Penny and Sheldon are taking their first ride up to the third floor when it breaks down mid-journey. Elevator sex, with Penny initiating the first kiss. Adult.
One-shot (kinda)
I'd like to see Sheldon being the dominant one. Maybe he's jealous and a touch aggressive after Penny runs into one of her old boyfriends? Bonus points for light bondage.
One-shot
Sex in Sheldon's office, please!
One-shot
How about Leonard (/Raj/Howard/any combination) walking in on them as they're about to have sex? Sheldon and Penny have tried to keep their relationship quiet, so this is how the intruder finds out about Our Couple. They don't have to be in the middle of the act itself, just far enough along - flushed, disheveled, maybe missing a few pieces of clothing...
One-shot
I need Sheldon with ink-smudged hands please, preferably working out really difficult problems on his white board. Penny is intrigued and listening to him talk about it so passionately turns her on, and she jumps him while he works. Her going down on him while he keeps trying to work is a major bonus!
One-shot
Tie fetish. Penny pulling him around by his tie, leading him places, directing his head where she needs it most ;), and tugging him to her for kisses.
One-shot
Contract!sex...
Either they're "contracted" to have sex, or the sex is a consequence for breaking a contract... bonus points for light bondage and/or spanking.
NO non-consensual, please!
Part 1 Part 2
Professor Sheldon and School Girl Penny have some fun!
Part 1 Part 2
Sheldon's first blow job.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Sequel: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
A particularly severe thunderstorm sends Penny running into Sheldon's room late at night for cover. He tries to comfort her by explaining the science behind the thunder and lightning, but winds up experiencing some electricity himself.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Part 1 Part 2
The boys shower breaks, so Sheldon has to use Penny's. Penny decides Sheldon's taking too long and jumps in with him.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Sequel: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Sex in the laundry room.
One-shot
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6
Mistaken identity. (Please no "Penny thinks it's Leonard")
One-shot
New One fight gets kind of physical and they end up tearing each others clothes and doing it against a wall (Sheldon is not the one pinned to it ;) )
One-shot
Part 1 Part 2
Penny has sex with Leonard while thinking about Sheldon. Bonus points if she calls out Sheldon's name.
Part 1 Part 2
New I want dark fic. I don't care if she just lost her job or he just lost the nobel or if it's the end of the world. I don't care if he's using her or she's using him or they're both thinking of someone else. If you can make it believable, I don't even care if it's non-con. Just make it raw and aching. Make it hurt.
One-shot
Part 1 Part 2
Sheldon gets Penny to drive him to his mother's house in Texas, Penny ponders if there is anything sexier than Sheldon wearing flannel shirts, a hat and jeans.
Part 1 Part 2
Penny explains to Sheldon what "having coffee" means.
Part 1-5
New Sheldon is a sci-fi memorabilia collector. Sheldon likes Indiana Jones. Until Penny finds the whip.
Part 1 Part 2
New Sheldon's germophobia/general distaste for human contact extends to the bedroom, i.e. he goes all out with the prophylactics.
Latex gloves, a dental dam, condoms, sex toys as proxy, hell cling wrap, whatever, just no skin-to-skin contact please!
Must not be something Penny 'just puts up with' -- in other words it's totally hot and she's into it.
One-shot
New Sheldon loses a bet and has to go clubbing with Penny, what she doesn't know is that he has a few tricks under his sleeve and surprises her, specially with his dirty dancing abilities (leather jacket/purple shirt/black jeans from the shoot are a must)
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New Penny catches Sheldon masturbating when she tries to return a movie she "borrowed" from Lenard. She watches until she hears him moan her name and decides to give him the time of his life. Big ol' five Penny and nervous Sheldon please. NC17. :3
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ETA:
Unfulfilled Kinks
Penny gets some heat-sensitive color changing pants. Sheldon notices "certain areas" changing color when he talks about scientific stuff. Light smut is good, but nothing too graphic please.
I'm partial to Sheldon in scientist mode, as seen in So_pseudogoth's "The Cooper Methodology or, How Sheldon Lost the Bet", with him moving towards being a big ol' five because he gets so caught up in experiencing and experimenting. R/NC-17. <3
Threesome! Sheldon/Penny/Leonard, with Penny unable to choose between her two favorite geeks and Sheldon and Leonard discovering a previously unknown attraction to each other. I'd love it if Penny was a bit dominant about it, bossed them around and made them kiss for her to watch. R or NC-17
It's Penny's annual Halloween party and she spikes Sheldon's drinks. Bonus points for Penny being dressed as his fantasy superheroine. Light-Serious smut.
A new neighbor, a guy named Penn, has just moved in across from the geeky girls Leonora and Shelly. How do the gals react to a guy who is more interested in daytime television than Superman?!
I want befuddled physics girls and skirt chaser male!penny. Sexy shenanigans and threesome a plus, other characters can remain their gender or be switched as well.
Vore? (YES WEIRD KINK IS WEIRD)
preferably with shrinking involved, because anon is squicked by same size vore.
story behind it isn't too important, you can use your imagination deciding what leads up to it.
and either one as pred (prefer it be Sheldon, but either way is still good)
Pegging! Bonus points for Sheldon being completely anal (ha!) when they go to the sex shop to buy a dildo. R or NC-17.
Sheldon explores Penny with just his hands -- Penny has promised not to reciprocate until he has made a "thorough" examination.
Sheldon finds out that Penny is a transsexual/transgendered and likes the idea... bonus points for light bondage...
A variant on the classic bodyswap request - in which Penny and Sheldon make out (or even have sex, if you're up to writing it) while inhabiting each other's bodies.
Because it has to be done somewhere:
Sheldon gets a demonstration on the difference between 'jumping on the bed' and 'jumping on the bed.'
Bonus points if actual jumping is included.
Sheldon watches Penny masturbate for "scientific purposes."
Penny and Sheldon are together, and during sex Sheldon tries to growl (something he saw in a movie or TV show; the woman on screen responded to the sound so he thinks Penny will too) but the sound comes out not so sexy and Penny laughs at him. Fluffy fun times smut.
Sheldon blindfolds Penny.
(...) But of course he doesn't want her to drop out; instead, he teaches himself phonology overnight and does a Henry Higgins on her, giving her the perfect New York accent. The opening night goes well, with reviews particularly praising Penny's performance.
As a reward, Penny gives Sheldon his own private performance of Take Back Your Mink, which isn't at all tacked on the end to make the prompt fit the challenge, honest...
Sheldon wakes Penny up from a sex dream and she "mauls" him, if you know what I mean.
After an experiment gone wrong, Sheldon is forced to stay with Penny while his apartment is being fixed. Penny hasn't had a man in her apartment for weeks, so after a bad day at work she comes home to "blow off some steam". Bonus if Sheldon starts reciting pi to keep himself from coming.
Sheldon goes down on Penny and turns out to be great at oral sex.
Sheldon talking dirty to Penny.
1. Sheldon's POV
2. Non-penetrative Sex
Why can't Sheldon just give Penny back her panties? I'd be happy with anything from freaky underwear fetishism to adorable confusion. I just want Sheldon handling Penny's delicates.
Something hot with Penny's Cheesecake Factory uniform.
Kissing/touching/sexy-times in the pouring down rain. With lighting. And most certainly thunder.
And make it all sorts of wet. =)
New A sexually frustrated Penny ravages Sheldon, thinking it's only a dream. Non-con or semi-con on his part, please.
New Sheldon comes to Penny's rescue.
New Penny gets bored when Sheldon takes her to see a movie and decides to make things a little more exciting. Sheldon's so loud that the entire theater has to shush him, multiple times. Smutty goodness please.
There are still tons of other kinks to write about (and more than one person can respond to one kink) so go check it out!
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ETA2: New fics/kinks posted. 04/14
ETA3: Even more fics added. 04/15