michelle: that's what killed me last week,
stupid willie and clinton again.
chas: I know, I started Willie and lost because of it.
He should just swim out to monster island and allow himself to be eaten by five T-rexes.
I'm sick of his bullshit.

I don't know if anyone actually watches the new Knight Rider. I certainly haven't because it looks terrible. I couldn't believe the news I heard today when someone told me that the voice of Kitt is being done by VAL KILMER. It's true. Go ahead. Look it up. How the mighty have fallen... or just gotten really overweight and desperate ( Read more... )

If you're in tune with late night infomercials, crash dieting, or Oprah Winfrey you may have heard about a little wonder called the Acai Berry. It's supposed to be mother nature's dynamo, the tiny little fruit that could. Not only does it help you lose weight, but it purifies you of toxins and mutations and blah blah blah blah. Allegedly, ( Read more... )

me: shit, do you think I should do that thing where I send my picture and announcement to the newspaper? Do people still do that? Do people still read newspapers?
thewarrior7979: Yeah, I think. Send it to the obituaries to mix it up. Michelle and Jay announce the death of their single lives.

Have you've been looking for an activity to partake in that will knock you right off that high you've been coasting on? Do you want to sit in the comfort of your local drinking establishment and join in a pastime that will fill you with such pure shame and humiliation that you will purchase drinks at an alarming rate, in the hopes that your ( Read more... )

Of course, I'll be using my favorite format: the list.

1. Cover letters masterfully written? Check.
2. Rent paid? Check.
3. Strict diet cast to the wind? Double Check.
4. Car paintballed by stupid neighbor kids? Check.
5. Fried seafood from Woodman's eaten? Check.
6. Surname legally changed to a spanish number? Check. Oh wait, that wasn't me.
7. 40oz. of King ( Read more... )

I've decided that Generation Kill is like "Band of Brothers: TNG".

That should make you want to watch it, right Adam???

MAKE IT SO!

I had my first fantasy football online draft this week. It was like a mental dry heave. I actually spent a lot of time planning for it, which was kind of stupid because none of it really mattered in my case. Every time someone drafted one of my top choices, I would yell "NOOOOOO" and then I would scramble around trying to find my 2nd choice. I ( Read more... )

For the past month or so, I've been doing this crazy diet. Not only because I'm trying to get into better shape, but also because I developed sort of a sick interest in it. I have never once for any length of time tried to alter what I eat, so I had this urge to see if I could do it, or if I would crumple like a wet piece of paper. I don't know ( Read more... )

Did anyone else watch Generation Kill?
Totally worth it.

• Interesting? Check.
• Entertaining? Check.
• Highly relevant to what's going on in the world? Check.

I'm going to watch the whole thing again On Demand. I highly recommend it.