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Everytime I turn around, the laundry hamper is completely full ( Read more... )

Saturday I went on a whim to the Download Festival. It was a corporate nightmare filled with an uninterrupted stream of commercials, eight dollar beers, and free crap but the music was good. We played it totally low key, and since my friend and I had to work all day, we ended up getting to the concert about 5 hours late. The lateness may seem ( Read more... )

me: did you hear about that chinese guy who killed himself over inventing some toy with a lot of lead content?
Chas: I did
me: Lead-o-poly? Chutes and Leadders?
i am curious about this game
Chas: I think it was like Uno, only when you lost you had to swallow paint chips

While attempting to alleviate the vague depression of having finished "Deathly Hallows", I found comfort by plunging headlong into books by Jeffrey Eugenides and David Sedaris. In the midst of this revival of my love of the greeks, I implore you to sit down in your tv's warm, glowing, warming, glow and watch "The Clash of the Titans ( Read more... )

Does this whole Massachusetts casino fiasco remind anyone else of the Monorail episode of The Simpsons???

Good: philately

Bad: carbuncle

Good: lacrymose

Bad: homunculus

Good: pomegranate

Bad: moist

Good: Versailles

Bad: crepuscular

Good: endoplasmic reticulum

Bad: spelunking

Good: sasparilla

Bad: mildew

Good: gelatinous

Bad: garbanzo

As a child, I think I preferred the Go-Bots.

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Once you get out of the habit of writing in this thing, it becomes somehow scary and unfamiliar. I find myself hesitating, and I don't know if it's because everyone can read it, or more that writing in here forces you to comment on your own screwed-up life and really rehash whatever's going on at the moment. I guess i've found it easier to just ( Read more... )