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[???/1] [Video/Action] The fourth wall? Murdered.

Nov 27, 2010 15:27

[Like many others, Shelly ended up in Goldenrod. Now, regardless of whether you're there in the flesh or just watching the network, you will see something like... this.]
( Cut for big (and possibly awful) doodle )

!fourth wall, !ic, i'm 47 years old and what is this?, holy crap what the hell

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DON'T BE ALARMED BYRNE JUST NINJA'D OVER TO TROLL SHELLY corvus_veritas November 27 2010, 20:29:42 UTC

[Byrne just kind of poofs into the picture. He has absolutely no idea where he is or how he got here. Perhaps it's fate. Perhaps his mun is amused by the thought of him being best friends with a SERIAL KILLER. Whatever the reason, he's here now. And completely clueless.]

Um. What? Where...

[He spots Shelly standing next to him. Hooray, someone he somewhat knows!]

...Oh hey, it's you. ...You don't look too good. Are y--

[...And then he spots something else. Something...special.]

................

.....alright. I have no idea what's going on here but what the hell is wrong with that...thing.

YAAAAY <3 shellderkillder November 27 2010, 21:17:59 UTC

[An ASSASSIN, please-- wait, whoa.]

...

Mr. Faraday, I have no idea.

corvus_veritas November 27 2010, 21:29:40 UTC

[Byrne's ignoring everything else strange about the situation (like the 'Pokaman' walking around) to just stand there, watching the UNGODLY HORROR before him with this disturbed look on his face. Just what IS that thing?!]

Is....is it alive?

[He almost wants to grab a stick and poke it to see what it'll do.]

shellderkillder November 27 2010, 21:49:35 UTC

I... I believe it is. [Watch out, Byrne. It might attack you. 8|]

corvus_veritas November 27 2010, 22:29:29 UTC

[IT IS ALIVE because it suddenly moves and stares right at Byrne. Creeeepy.]

...Oh my God.

[Maybe he should just kill it and save everyone from it's disturbing stare but...he's afraid to get anywhere near that thing.]

...P-please don't tell me that's supposed to be a Poka...man...creature. Because if it is...I need to get my daughter out of this place and away from these things as fast as possible...

shellderkillder November 28 2010, 13:23:48 UTC

I have never seen one that looked quite like... that before.

corvus_veritas November 28 2010, 19:08:23 UTC

What do you mean, 'quite like that'?! It--

[Suddenly Byrne notices IT'S GOTTEN CLOSER the second he took his eyes away from it. It's not moving now but it definitely wasn't that close before.]

...............................................what?

[As soon as he looks away for a second and looks back again, it's gotten closer AGAIN.]

.........................D....do you have any sort of weapon on you.....doesn't matter what it is........just something................

shellderkillder November 28 2010, 20:15:55 UTC

[Blink. Blink. Deadpan.]

If I had any weapons with me, I certainly would not be standing here idly.

corvus_veritas November 29 2010, 01:47:31 UTC

Right...damnit.

[Oh hell. Byrne's not taking his eyes off this...thing, but he can't find a weapon if he doesn't!

....you know what, on second thought, maybe running isn't too bad of an idea.]

......Maybe...we should just make a break for it. It can't be as fast as us, right?.....

....God that stare is so unnerving...

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