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shellderkillder

[024] [Voice forever]

May 16, 2011 21:11

[This message comes from a new, previously unseen ID. But it does not appear to come from a confused new arrival, and the - calm, elderly? - voice speaking may appear oddly familiar to some of you...]

Greetings, everyone.

I am Shelly de Killer. I work as a professional assassin in my world, and I am now making my services available to the population ( Read more... )

business of the serious kind, !ic, !de killer

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[text] bakaitoukid May 16 2011, 21:18:35 UTC

[This is a response from Kaitou Kid's gear]

I see you managed to procure yourself a new Pokegear.

[text] shellderkillder May 16 2011, 21:24:28 UTC

I had to lie, unfortunately. I could have destroyed my old one, but it is always nice to have a spare.

[text] bakaitoukid May 17 2011, 00:12:30 UTC

Of course. I already know the values of carrying a spare.

[text] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:34:07 UTC

Oh, I imagined that you did.

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[voice] pastsanity May 16 2011, 21:46:58 UTC

... Interesting.

Very interesting.

[voice] shellderkillder May 16 2011, 22:07:11 UTC

Would you care to elaborate, good sir?

[voice] pastsanity May 16 2011, 22:09:08 UTC

Do your services extend beyond that of murder?

[voice] shellderkillder May 16 2011, 22:12:34 UTC

What do you have in mind?

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[voice] trusts_in_johto May 16 2011, 22:32:38 UTC

...Why are you doing this, stupid man!?

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:28:29 UTC

[That's not the most proper way to approach a man like de Killer, no. But... this is that boy from the other day, isn't it? He can detect some fear in his voice, too...]

... Because it is what I do, young man.

[voice] trusts_in_johto May 17 2011, 06:53:11 UTC

Johto does not need death... it does not!
[It's fear, all right. And worry, and... well, yeah.]

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:57:27 UTC

Neither does your home world, I imagine. Yet... it is a reality.

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[voice] serpensrex May 16 2011, 22:49:25 UTC

So there is a professional assassin in Johto who knows how to conduct themselves! This is perfect!

If you're receiving this message, I would like to know what your terms and conditions are.

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:30:16 UTC

[... Ohooo, he remembers this clown.]

One thing is absolutely required, sir: a relation of mutual trust between my client and myself.

[voice] serpensrex May 17 2011, 19:30:37 UTC

Of course. I understand and would expect no less from a professional.

Now, how much will it take to build this mutual trust? I can pay you whatever you want.

[voice] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 20:39:16 UTC

Contrary to what some may believe, money cannot buy trust.

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[audio] blacklodged May 16 2011, 23:18:29 UTC

[Well there's - no way Coop can stay out of commenting on this, so have a sort of guarded, disapproving voice on your feed, Shelly. Furthermore, he does recognise your voice. He just can't place it yet.]

An interesting line of work, Shelly. Why are you in it?

[audio] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:33:37 UTC

[... Ah. That FBI agent.]

I have the necessary skills, good sir.

[He could taunt him, he could throw in a "Mister Federal Bureau of Investigation Agent", but he knows he had better not take any risks. He may be dealing with a very clever man...]

[audio] blacklodged May 17 2011, 06:39:14 UTC

And little or no respect for human life.

[Coop doesn't approve of murder. There is no way it can be excused - especially murders like these. Assassinations.]

[audio] shellderkillder May 17 2011, 06:44:05 UTC

My clients are guilty of that, not I.

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