[???/2] [Video/Action/Whatever the hell you want] WHO NEEDS SERIOUS BUSINESS

[shellderkillder]

[OH HEY HERE'S YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD OLD MAN JOHN DOE. He hasn't said anything in a while, has he? No, he certainly hasn't. And he's wearing that tacky pink coat again...]

... Arhem.

Normally, I would be rather glad to see that most of my... possessions have returned... [Like his favourite haori and, oh, his considerable arsenal--

The camera

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[itsthebutz]

[A wild Larry appears!]

Dude. I don't think I've ever seen a delicious-looking Pokémon before!

I'll try it if you won't!

[He's serious.]

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[shellderkillder]

...

[Seriously.

SERIOUSLY.]

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[itsthebutz]

... What?

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[shellderkillder]

... Go ahead and try it. However, do keep in mind what Pokémon are capable of.

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[itsthebutz]

Hey, I don't think it's gonna mind a little taste!

[So he actually goes over to the Vanillish to lick it.]

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[shellderkillder]

[... The Vanillish just... stares. What the heck.]

[action] 1/3

[itsthebutz]

[COMMENCE TASTING.]

[action] 2/3

[itsthebutz]

...

[action] 3/3 I honestly wonder about this guy sometimes.

[itsthebutz]

[And then he goes into a fit of sputtering to try to get the taste out of his mouth.]

Man, that doesn't taste like ice cream at all!

[action] Oh, Larry.

[shellderkillder]

... Yes, well, this is a living being.

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[itsthebutz]

So? Doesn't mean it can't still taste like ice cream.

Maybe it's like a defense mechanism! Look delicious, but actually taste like crap.

[He has no idea where he's going with this.]

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[shellderkillder]

Mr. Butz... I believe that "looking delicious" would be rather counter-productive in the wild.