Comments | shelleypro: Does shelleypro have to slap a bitch?...

shelleypro

Does shelleypro have to slap a bitch?...

May 27, 2009 12:25

The next lawn maintenance person to ring my doorbell [that T still needs to disconnect] and/or bang on my door to offer service is going to suffer. I'm going medieval on someone soon.

This happened 3 times yesterday!!! I know the trees need help. I'm working on it.

GET OFF MY BACK AND STOP WAKING ME AND MY CHILDREN!!!

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goldy42 May 27 2009, 17:52:27 UTC

this sounds stupid, but for now maybe put up a sign that says "We are not interested in tree or lawn service, go away"

shelleypro May 27 2009, 17:54:19 UTC

good idea

bohica_susfu May 27 2009, 20:55:05 UTC

Added benefit - making them read the sign out loud should they not take the hint.

maggiemay311 May 28 2009, 02:05:17 UTC

I like that

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skippy_rob May 27 2009, 18:08:32 UTC

If you behead one of them, and place his/her skull on a spike on your front porch, this would solve ALL your problems with unwanted visitors.

skippy (who would love to line his little postage stamp sized yard with land minds to keep the kids from cutting accross his yard with there "loud music")

PS Just realized that I am becoming the crotchety old man who complains about "these kids today" and yells at them to "get off his yard".

jeibear May 27 2009, 22:13:26 UTC

This is even better than the sign idea.

Better yet, hang the sign from the skull pole.

ldtomas May 27 2009, 18:12:13 UTC

how about a 'no soliciting' placard by your door?

finaglinglife June 1 2009, 14:06:52 UTC

That Never works or it's more like Schrodinger's cat. If it works you never know. My Mom has one next to her door and still gets solicitors and at my office we have one on our door. They still try for some unknown reason. I've even heard them claim they aren't soliciting.

ldtomas June 1 2009, 16:51:26 UTC

true. I am continually amazed by the number of folks who allegedly went to school but don't know 'soliciting' means 'selling stuff'

moncel May 27 2009, 22:03:18 UTC

I confused so I shouldn't offer my services to rub your shoulders.

shelleypro May 28 2009, 13:27:29 UTC

Massage is always welcomed :)

revised_06 May 27 2009, 22:48:06 UTC

You want me to author the note for you? Something along the lines of...

"DO NOT RING THIS DOORBELL, DO NOT KNOCK ON THIS DOOR, DO NOT IN ANY WAY MAKE YOUR PRESENCE KNOWN TO ANYONE IN THIS HOUSE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM.

Should you chose to ignore this sign and disturb the sleeping infant and toddler inside, not only will you be forced to provide free babysitting services per the universal "You wake 'em, you take 'em" rule, you will be forced to do so with multiple stab wounds and a broken nose.

So go ahead. Ring my damn doorbell. I'm a sleep-deprived, hormonal woman with a houseful of blades and years of martial arts training. Do you really think they'll prosecute me?"

I dunno, that's what I would write but that's just me. Heh.