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[shellfishlovver]

[Dualscar wakes up with a start, his last memories in his own world involve a lot of his own blood, a spiked club coming at his face and a sinister grin shortly followed by the most horrifiying noise the high blooded troll had ever heard. Jovial laughter. His own weapon remained inches away from his grip and his fingers twitched for it, as if he

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[video]

[2oiitgoe2]

[Oh hell no. This is not what he wants to see when he first turns on the weird communicator. This is the exact opposite of what he wants to see.]

You'll never be happy becauthe you're thuch a fucking athhole. You detherve the bad thingth that happen to you!

[Yes he mad.]

[video]

[shellfishlovver]

[Oh shit, where the fuck is that rebellious little lisp coming from. He straightens as soon as he becomes aware that he's being listened to and eyes the 3step curiously.]<.small>

Oh?
Wwhat makes you the wworld authority on wwhat I deservve, lowwblood?

[Suddenly it clicks.]

If you're here-- Wwhere is her imperiousness?

Wwhat have you done with us!?

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[2oiitgoe2]

[He can't help but scowl, and he's so, so close to blowing up his 3STP so he won't have to look at that scarred bastard.]

I know what you've donem you pathetic excuthe for a troll, so I know what you detherve.

[He takes a moment to answer his last questions, frowning.]

I don't know.

I can't thay I really care.

[video]

[shellfishlovver]

The only thing Ivve been doin' is my duties, puke blood. Maybe you should focus less on wwhat I'm doin' and more on wwhat you should be doin'.

Howw could you not knoww?! You're obvviously behind it in some manner.

[Video]

[missaccuracy]

[Looking at her 3stp, she watches the grey-ish man's lament from her screen. The horns she found strange, but then, she's been hit on by a talking animal. After a moment Sammie decides to speak up]

G'day, luv. Looks like y'needin' a friendly welcome. So, welcome t'paradise.

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[shellfishlovver]

[This machine is proving to be a headache. This whole day is headache, actually.]

Paradise?

If that's meant to be a joke, I'm not laughin'.

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[missaccuracy]

Don't give me that look, luv. I didn't name it. But I don't reckon it's that bad a place here.

[She let her curiousity get the better of her]

What's with y'head things?

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[shellfishlovver]

I'm not givvin you any sorta look. You're the one ogglin' me like I'm not the trunkbeast in the hivve here.

What the fuck do you think they are? They're fuckin' horns, wwench. Use your coddamn thinkpan.

[notintehkitchen]

Maybe if you didn't say fuck so fucking much your brain would have time to process other more important things. Don't filter your mind with filth. There's children here.

[shellfishlovver]

Wwait-- wwhere the fuck do you get off teliin' me howw to fuckin' talk, land dwweller.

Not only that, but y'managed to say fuck twwice in your little speech. Miss high 'n mighty. Put that in your fuckin' pipe and smoke it.

Wwhat the fuck is a children!?

[notintehkitchen]

You missed the entire point of what I said.

...Also, you can't be serious.

[shellfishlovver]

Wwhat wwas the point then. Elaborate. Grace me wwith the knowwledge of your powwerful wwords.

I am alwways. fuckin'. serious.

[TEXT]

[timaeustestifid]

Jesus.
Breathe, dude. The chairs aren't to blame.

[video]

[shellfishlovver]

[He can't figure out the text function, so have some yellin.]

Wwho the fuck said that??

[He shakes his 3stp curiously.]

I knoww it isn't the fuckin...chairs.

[TEXT]

[timaeustestifid]

Don't worry, I'm not in league with the chairs.
I just wanted to talk.
I'm new, like you. Just appeared out of thin fucking air to this weird place.

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[shellfishlovver]

Right, o'course you aren't.
Wwhat do you wwant to talk about? I'm not about to havve a feelin's jam wwith some....orange blood...?