Comments | shellybelle: Oh My God. You guys are going to KILL me.

shellybelle

Oh My God. You guys are going to KILL me.

Feb 04, 2008 15:20

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!

I havent posted here in about a hundred million years or so. I still post on Myspace sometimes, but not here. I intend to fix that. TODAY. BWAHAHA.

A little weight update: ( Cut for your pleasure. )

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rachaeldoss February 4 2008, 22:20:35 UTC

your posts are so crazy and contained in a thin collumn...

WTF - I thought you and that guy did it like, a long time ago and that's why it got all crazy serious and then you broke up?!?!?! Did I make that up in my MIND??????????

Be careful - if your periods are back, then you are ovulating, and you WILL make a baby. I've seen it happen all around me. Murphy's Law. Or something. I actually am not sure on that, but I'm pretty sure some law makes certain that only people who don't want babies can have them easily. Only by my cunning skills have I been able to avoid all babies thrown at my uterus' direction. /old lady rant.

Yeah, those iPod video nanos are tres awesome.

Glad you're back!!! STAY HERE!!!!!

iz boring.

shellybelle February 5 2008, 00:25:52 UTC

Nah, we never had sex before. We fooled around like twice, and he decided to let me be his girlfriend, but he dumped me before we consumated our relationship, as it were. *shrug*

Yes! I know! Babies! Not something I need right now. Im going to get some BC pills next week.

I will try to stay! I've just been lazy. :-P

man_of_thought February 7 2008, 05:43:35 UTC

AHAHAHAHAAHAH! LOVE IT! Chelle had the pene, Chelle had the pene. LOL. Now you too shall be cursed from time to time with ridiculously bastardly sexual frustration.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

shellybelle February 7 2008, 06:00:06 UTC

You know, when youre right, youre right...

I need to email you with the hysterical details, because you would appreciate them, I think. Not the icky details, just the hilarious ones.

Hi, way random! amenaspointyhat June 18 2008, 13:43:37 UTC

Literally. I hit that "random journal" button at the top of the screen and it brought up yours. I just thought it was really...ironic? Coincidental? That I dated a guy named JC (ten years ago)whom I lost my viriginity to, we got back together last Feb '07, broke up in Sept, he quit his job so he could try to get OFF drugs (his bosses were huge druggies), lived with his mom, totalled his car and was hospitalized and then called me after not having talked in two months. Funny world.

Oh, also, I hope you continue on your positive weight loss journey!

Re: Hi, way random! shellybelle June 19 2008, 23:43:50 UTC

Wow. That is CRAZY. Im friending you just for that. Hi! Good to meet you!

Re: Hi, way random! amenaspointyhat June 20 2008, 13:28:44 UTC

*waves*
Welcome to my playground!