Always up my shit, giving me grief over hanging with the guys... and the fetishes! *shudders* Let me wrap you like a mummy, Beorn. The sex will be great! Phffft. I know what you were up to, missy. Don't think I don't know you called me Snack Cake behind my back!
Maybe if you'd brought home more of 'the guys'every once in a while. You think I enjoyed lurking in the woods at night, picking off your drunken kinsfolk mentally deficient elves? And the sex WAS great. Moreso for you. My only regret is not sucking you dry in other ways. Fucker.
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Shit! Can't get rid of ex-girlfriends no matter how hard I hit them with the shovel.
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Always up my shit, giving me grief over hanging with the guys... and the fetishes! *shudders* Let me wrap you like a mummy, Beorn. The sex will be great! Phffft. I know what you were up to, missy. Don't think I don't know you called me Snack Cake behind my back!
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