omg.

[shelovesjurgen]

i stole this from threepunchstuff's latest post because it is fucking great. its from some article about promoting public transit in los angeles: Not everyone is so moved - yet. Paul Martin, a music licensing entrepreneur who likes to hang out at the Starbucks on Main Street in Venice, claims that he'll never take public transportation: "When I had $158 in

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[trop_de_phan]

:O

[trop_de_phan]

ps you and i should fucking be skeletor and beatman
i already have a yellow face and you hav red hair

[shelovesjurgen]

but are you going to shoot chocolate goo out of your asshole? let me lie? let me tell the truth?

the truth:

[trop_de_phan]

you know nothing about taking off your clothes
you're just a slut from down below in castle greyskull