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[sheltered]

I am, unfortunately, a captain for next year's soccer team. This year almost drove me crazy, I don't know if I want to captain another estrogen-crazed, PMSing, girls-trying-to-turn-into-women-through-collegiate-athletics set of chicks who I have to shower naked with, share socks, and not kill for 3 and a half months. I don't understand anyone who

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[schuff]

you guys take naked showers together? SHIT. ill be the captain next year!!!!!

[esmerelda]

i had my first big 'n tasty today.
you were the one who told me about those, right?
it was delicious.

[sheltered]

Absolutely delicious. Without mayo. Can't have the mayo.

[trame]

can I be a co-captain?!

I (heart) lesbians...

[anonymous]

I don't think you understand this position...I DO NOT want a freshman girl to come quibbling to me about how 'she feels uncomfortable about her body' in front of someone who might find it attractive. THINK ABOUT AN UGLY MAN HITTING ON YOU.

With that in mind, you may both be part of the team, and feel free to have a heart-to-heart in the shower when the time comes.