The horror... the horror...

[shemademe4head]

Between Sunday morning and this afternoon, I lost 13 pounds... yes, that's right... thirteen... No, there was no liposuction involved... Yes, I did ask scarlett_vaughn to kill me (multiple times), but she didn't have the grapes... Back to work tomorrow! On the plus side, it looks like my love might be getting compensated for her efforts now that Snerdware has a

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[scarlett_vaughn]

Lies! I can kill him any time I want. I just didn't want to do it today.

yeah. That's it.

also...What's this "compensation" you speak of?

Is that like semen?

[redjade]

I didn't think you could spare 13 pounds. The intestinal flu is suckage.

[shemademe4head]

I've been as low as 155 in the past couple of years, but that was from partying too hard... believe me, Becky will tell you that I've got some pounds to spare... ; )