Lost to the Ocean - Melanie Schertz (A Gif review Part 1)

[shemmelle]

Okay so this review will have to be in parts because dude....Katharine needs her $4 worth....and well lets just say it was cray cray then it got boring and then it got cray cray again. And I need to share.

This review is brought to you by this picture of Athos with his head in a bucket. I feel it summarizes accurately my general feeling.

Comments

[starwolvie]

Gold dust O_o ?? and O_o for the rest...

Hee... emperors new groove :D

[katharhino]

AHAHAHAHA this is better than I hoped. "Fortunately Darcy had gold dust" like he carries it around all the time in case of accidentally ending up in France looking for kidnapped family members. And Evil!Flat-chested!Orange-wearing!Caroline ahaha. Naturally she is also adept at hand jobs, that's how you know she is evil. WHAT. WHATTTTT.

*stares at dancing gif for a while*

[shemmelle]

Who pays for things in gold dust like that was the most wtf thing

I really hope the other 2/3rds is just as cray cray.

[katharhino]

I know! Paying in gold dust, that doesn't look suspicious at all. And the merchant or whoever would not have a problem accepting it, I'm sure. We take Visa, American Express, and gold dust.

[swedepea]

*Applauds*

Eagerly anticipating round 2. This is, by far, the best way to experience horrible P&P fics.

[sietske]

Second hand. I agree wholeheartedly.

[swedepea]

Also, I have to say that, while it is hard to pick, I think my favorite part is starting the whole thing off with the head-in-a-bucket-of-water. It just gives so much credence to the adage that a picture is worth a thousand words. It communicates so much! ;-)

[lizzardgirl]

It's no wonder Caro went insane and tried to kill everyone with glass shards and handjobs if she had to listen to that conversation about Georgiana's period ... although half the pain is of course in Elizabeth's brain. Also if Darcy has never given it any thought how does he know it is Georgiana's first? (Answer: It is because he is keeping track of everyone's periods. Modernday!Darcy has an app for this, but Regency!Darcy has to do it all longhand. It's a sacrifice, but he's willing to make it

[lizzardgirl]

Also I forgot to say, but I absolutely love love love the Blackadder pic!

Yay Richard!!!

[katharhino]

Can't stop LOLing at this entire comment. Darcy's period tracking app! Measuring gold dust in Cullens! GENIUS!

[swedepea]

DITTO!!