Lost to the Ocean - Melanie Schertz (A Gif review Part 3)

[shemmelle]

Book Forty One Lost to the Ocean - Melanie Schertz

Last time: Caroline shot Louisa to death and Bingley suffered from PSTD and then Lizzy and Darcy got married.
Instead of head in a bucket I bring you people opening doors with much effort and force. Who does it better!

Comments

[sietske]

Messed up... Emergency... Phone... Tree... *gasps* ROTFL

To be fair the English Waltz is rediculously easy if you keep it to basic steps and are reasonably adept at following your partner. Srsly it's step back, step side, close. Repeat, start with other leg. (It's also no fun like that, but hey.)

[shemmelle]

I'm sure it is actually easy but of course Perfect Lizzy could do it immediately.

[junewilliams7]

srsly??? woah...

[shemmelle]

Was there a particular bit or is it general?

I seem to attract terrible JA sequels/what-ifs etc

[junewilliams7]

In general. And then I looked at the book's Amazon page - no really bad reviews. Amazing!

[shemmelle]

Sometimes I wonder if I'm too harsh but I didn't say anything that didn't happen!!

(That's why I take the photos of the actual text too :) )

[swedepea]

*Standing Ovation*
*dies*
*continues applause anyway*
*watches Hiddles cartwheeling and dancing for extended period of time to cleanse mind, yet again*
*dies again*

[lizzardgirl]

Everybody Tracks Lizzys period! It's like a religious calendar!

[katharhino]

Now I am imagining the entire staff of Pemberley has special vestments for That Week. Thank you very much.

[lizzardgirl]

They're a very tasteful shade of crimson.

Happy to be of service!

[katharhino]

Did this book really just use the word "ruckus"? Oh book.

Also LOL, no, it doesn't feel like a belly full of butterflies, Mrs. BennetBot.

What happened with Darcy's closet full of dirty books? you left us hanging!

[shemmelle]

I did not leave you hanging because it was NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN.

And the sex scenes were all of the G variety so....