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[shemshade]

ok so it's been a while, I had to clean up off the cleaning products because my teeth were falling out. Teeth falling out is a drag, especially when you're in a social situation. If you burp or fart you say "excuse me" but the other day I was in McCluskey's arguing with that fat fuck Joe about the Mets, and I couldn't think of that new Jap's name

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[nickelchief]

Yeah but have you got the right Matsooey. There's six of them. One of them is a geisha for the cigarchomping fat Tampa Bay guy who shows up now and then on Signfeld. Keep them straight. And don't die again on me softscrub.

[spiralinghalo]

holy shit you are awesome. yo seriously.

Im thinking of you...

[lickedclean]

I think I love you, ya big moose.
What do you say you skip your parole and pay me a visit?
Balls in your court, old chap.

[adjacentasylum]

hey whats up just wanted to say hi cuz we have the same interest ..well one

dine and dash hah yeah

[kissel]

I was wondering which was worse...

pee the color of iced tea or pee that tastes like iced tea?