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[shemshade]

Ok so my lawyer said that if I want the lawsuit againt my PO to work out I can't violate parole, so I had to get a job. As of today I'm the new sperm boy at Spankys, the porno place on thrid avenue. I mop up the booths. Sometimes the customers "finish" before their quarters run out, and I get to watch the stuff for free

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[nickelchief]

I'm choking on my Neutrogena-smeared bagel from laughing. Medic!