Comments | sheneedstherapy: One more fuckup and the brownie gets it

sheneedstherapy

One more fuckup and the brownie gets it

Jul 05, 2005 21:04

One of the most annoying questions one can ever be asked at work ( Read more... )

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thunderabe July 6 2005, 03:11:58 UTC

i know EXACTLY what you mean...

when i am asked "what are you doing?"

i have replied with...

"Waiting for the phone to ring."

When the phone is ringing and my boss is at my desk asking me some stupid question about some stupid package that was sent overnight a month ago, interupting MY day I love to say, "Let me get rid of this." Then I answer the phone.

sheneedstherapy July 6 2005, 11:03:00 UTC

What is it with the packages?? Can you track the package you sent yesterday? Can you track the package? Why, you copied down the tracking number yourself yesterday. Oh, sorry guys, Purolator went out of business overnight for no reason and now your package will never get there. What do you expect, exactly? "On truck for delivery." There, is your soul at rest now?

thunderabe July 6 2005, 13:09:33 UTC

Why hasn't it gotten there then? I sent it yesterday!

sheneedstherapy July 6 2005, 22:34:25 UTC

Or rather:

1. Why didn't you deliver it yesterday when I told you to?
(I did.)

or

2. You sent it deferred instead of overnight, didn't you!
(Nope.)

nicandjethro July 6 2005, 05:33:45 UTC

lol... i feel for ya, babe. i was a receptionist at fedex for YEARS. and, yes... folks don't have a clue.

SEE IF THIS WORKS FOR YOU (i love hoops and yoyo)

:)

sheneedstherapy July 6 2005, 10:58:27 UTC

Ha ha ha... that is precisely how my desk is situated, and precisely what goes on. Wander wander wander, peek at screen, wander away. Wander back, lean on desk. Talk about something inane, lean on desk, peek at screen. I need one of those privacy screens that fit over the monitor.

maria_marchita July 6 2005, 09:02:05 UTC

Good lord, people, I can't afford coke.

Oh man...if only...

sheneedstherapy July 6 2005, 10:59:58 UTC

It would be a bad idea for me, in combination with work. It's like a truth serum. "Hahaha did you guys need anything done? Cause I can DO it. I'll DO it. I feel like doing some work. Mind if I nip out for a jog? Oh did you guys know I HATE YOU ALL?"

maria_marchita July 6 2005, 22:44:00 UTC

LOL! That is so true...I suppose it does increase productivity...then again, you'd probably be out a job for telling everyone to fuck themselves hehe

sheneedstherapy July 7 2005, 23:30:03 UTC

More than likely. Then I'd have no money, and I'd have to switch to speed because it's cheaper.