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YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Andria. And don't you forget it, bitch!
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Hopefully not Andrew.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No. But I had planned to have a child with the middlename Alexandria.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? I'd switch with Roxanne and call myself Roxie.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Don't EVEN get me started on my last name. IT'S PRONOUNCED HOW IT'S SPELLED, YOU IDIOT.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? Probably. Or change my last name.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? Nope
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Since I don’t believe in God? No.
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? No. I was reading an article on Charles Darwin and his evolution theory and was surprised to see a lot of religious people completely dismissed it. It's blindingly obvious that evolution has occurred, and I don't see why that's somehow going against religion.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? The small doses of organised religion I've experienced hasn't made a good impression on me.
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? I have no solid opinion on it. I don't feel it's my place to have one because I have no basis to back it up.
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Not really, I've thought about them before.
HUMOUR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends what kind of mood I'm in. But usually it's fairly easy. Most of the time something that isn't inherently funny will make me think of something else that actually is.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Whoever I talk to the most. [YES, THAT'S ME SKIRTING AROUND THE QUESTION. I know everyone strives to get their name mentioned in my surveys and I don't like hurting feelings. Most of the time. :D]
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Almost exclusively.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? Perhaps.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Gay Jasper. Ahahahahaha.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? There's no way I could choose. There should be whole books on all the funny things I've said! [I'm kidding. My ego isn't that big, thankyouverymuch.]
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Occassionally, but I'm not really much of a dancing person. I'd rather sit in my chair and tap my fingers.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Who Let the Dogs Out. And I hate the Baha Men even more because they covered a Hanson song, and only bands I've deemed worthy are allowed to do that. AND THEY HAVE NOT BEEN DEEMED WORTHY.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? There are a few Savage Garden songs I've pondered the meaning.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Bloody Christian worship songs. I see this commercial for a CD of Christian songs at least thirty times a day.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Uh.. I'll get back to you.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? I thought the objective was to get the object of your affections to like you? Because serenading them certainly wouldn't do the trick when it comes to me.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? DARREN HAYES! I'd dismiss the fact that it'd be REALLY embarrassing to be seranded to if they sang a Darren song. I'd just melt into a puddle of goo. GOO!
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Can't think of any.
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? No. There are exceptions to the rule. The Harry Potter movies have gotten consistantly better, for example.
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? I've never actually watched Star Wars so.. uh.. Ewoks, cause I agree with Carrie that they're cute.
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Good book adaptation movies.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Cliche romantic comedies. YAWN.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste. Duh.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? PARMESAN. Hahaha.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? That I eat weird things when I'm desperate?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? I'm a vegetarian, so I'm guessing this doesn't really apply.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? See above.
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? I've begun routinely opening and cleaning the inside of my computer. It's fun to look at, too.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? I prefer LJ comments and letters and emails over IMs. But I prefer IMs over the phone. I prefer everything over the phone. Even face-to-face.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I'm cooler through IMs. Seriously. Ask anyone who has talked to me over the phone. Which is like.. one person, but whatever.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Yeah, when I bought a twenty dollar scanner. And rightfully so, it broke about a month later.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? I wish I was permanently the opposite sex.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Their cologne. It always smells so nice.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? I can't think of an accusatory answer that would apply to ALL boys.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Pretty much everything. But I've come to terms with the fact that I cannot read minds and that I'll probably always misinterpret anything they say. Because I'm a girl and misinterpretation is what I do best.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? That might be why I initially watch it, but if it sucks I don't continue watching it. I can get my eyecandy elsewhere.
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? DARREN HAYES! And while he was signing my lifesize cardboard cutout of him, I'd tie him up and whisk him away to my secret villa in Egypt.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Liz Phair. But we won't even go into that.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I'd play myself.
(49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? I have other things to be annoyed over. Like all the celebrities I hate for no reason.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? DARREN HAYES! And I'd look at myself in the mirror and marvel at the beauty.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Not particularly.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? I got over that awhile ago.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? Some of it..
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? I don't know it offhand, but I'd recognise it if I saw it.
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Yes, I do.
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? I did at one point.
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? I like numbers.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? No, but it hurts when I try to imagine nothing.
(60) What do you think of pi? I will never have to use it in my life, therefore it doesn't occupy a space in my opinions.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Let's grow up a little, shall we?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I'll let you know when it happens.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? The former. I'd like to know if they're not crazy before I invest time and effort.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Uh.. yeah. That's a really dumb question.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? I don't care either way. If I felt the need to ask someone out, I would.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I'd probably never be able to do it, but I don't care if other people do.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would never last? Why the hell would ANYONE do that? I would if the question was saying the emotional commitment would last forever.
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? My computer.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? That, I cannot tell you.
(73) How badly do you want it? Very, very, badly.
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? I have, unfortunately.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? About two seconds, because I had to read the section title.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? It annoys me anytime of the year. Unless it's Darren singing 'Last Christmas' or Hanson's 'Snowed In'.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I don't think I'll live that long, so I'm not going to bother not liking aging.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? My cow costume. It had udders and everything.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? Witch. It was last minute.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Original what? Huh?
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Andria Day. Obviously.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Depends what I'm trying to remember.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Ditto. I'm really good with names, though.
(84) What is your earliest memory? Getting a pink box with white hearts on it [which I still have!] from my highschool buddy in preschool. I wonder what happened to him. Hmm.
(85) What is your happiest memory? Hanson concerts.
(86) What is your strangest memory? I have a lot of strange memories I'm not even sure are real.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? I Want You by Savage Garden. Why must he sing so fast?!
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? One me is enough.
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? Possibly.
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? This is a completely useless question and I refuse to answer it.
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? I don't know, never? Especially not by saying I love you. It weirds me out.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I had a really complicated dream last night, but I can't actually remember what it was about. Just that it was complicated.