andria was like: I WISH JASPER HAD HIS OWN CELLPHONE SO YOU COULD CALL HIM AND BE LIKE, "HEY BABY, WHATCHU WEARIN'?"
andria was like: AND WHEN I SAY MONKEYS I ACTUALLY MEAN, LIKE, REAL MONKEYS
andria was like: I SPEAK MONKEY, YOU KNOW
tunafshsandwich: I coulda sworn you just typed "spank"...XDD
andria was like: THAT TOO. RAWR, BABY.
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Yeah, who would've thunk it? You excited about a phone call?
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Also, Jay ate a twinkie in 1987 [which has no correlation with that being my birth year, supposedly :P] and somehow became impregnated. But this was only found out after quite a few trips to the Maury show for paternity tests, where I proceeded to throw a lot of chairs and proclaim, "IT AIN'T MAH BABY, IT AIN'T MAH BABY!"
Thought you ought know there are some little JayJay's running around.
I'm pretty sure it's because I haven't slept in twenty four hours. XD
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i'm thinking, when i get my nipples repierced, if they stay in, i'm going to get them vertically pierced. and then maybe i'll jingle!
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You should totally put bells on them! Hahahah.
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god, that's be AWESOME!!! i have to now!!
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THAT JUST FUCKING MADE MY DAY.
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