Ganked from seaya

Aug 13, 2008 20:41

As seaya puts it, "Over on Very Good Taste there's a list of "The Omnivore's Hundred"-a list of things they've decided all omnivores should eat."

Now, I haven't been omnivorous in a very long time, but I'm taking this anyway, mostly because I'm shocked at how many things on this list I've actually eaten.


1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you've eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.

I'm not crossing out things because that would basically cover the majority of the list. All fleshy bits were eaten when I was 8 or younger. All non-kosher fleshy bits were eaten without full knowledge of just what it meant to be a Jew, so you'll have to forgive my backwater upbringing. Or, rather, my father's handiness with a rifle.

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari
12. Pho - A vegan version, so not really pho, but close enough.
13. PB&J sandwich
14. Aloo gobi - absolute yum, om nom nom cauliflower
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
23. Foie gras
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn, or head cheese
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper - Ok, so it was an habanero that I had raw. stfu.
27. Dulce de leche
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac
37. Clotted cream tea
38. Vodka jelly - I, unfortunately, stopped eating gelatin before I turned 21, and my parents were never so crass as to feed me jello shots when I was young. That said, you'll never guess who gave me the cognac. :)
39. Gumbo - Mom made the okra kind a couple times. This may also not count because it was veg.
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects - I almost worked up the nerve for locust that one time, but I just couldn't do it.
43. Phaal - I want to, but I'll never have the opportunity.
44. Goat’s milk
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel - Another fleshy bit that I can't believe I've eaten.
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin - Steeb has!
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
56. Spaetzle - I had this in Germany and was pissed when I later found out it was egg noodle. Vegan my hairy, white ass.
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin - Someone please explain to me how this is food?
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis - Only vegan, but close enough. Except not.
69. Fried plantain
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho - Fucking gross as shit, but yes.
72. Caviar and blini - Together?!?!?!
73. Louche absinthe - The only way to go.
74. Gjetost, or brunost - Ray was on a this kind of omlette kick for MONTHS after a) that SG-1 episode and b) we found it at Wegmans. I still remember Steve's revolted face after he had a bite.
75. Roadkill - Oh, fuck you. It wasn't like that. 50% of the deer I ate as a child were from roadkills. It's really not that uncommon. Just ask the person who prepped the venison the next time you eat it. It's not like I fucking ate pancaked groundhog.
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini - In Italy, even.
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict - Without the fleshy bits, but yes. This is one of the best memories I have of my grandfather. We went to a cafe near his apartment in Baltimore when I was a young teenager. Don't ruin the memory by telling me that this doesn't count.
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam - I am extremely pleased to note that I have never eaten Spam. Even as a weird child who enjoyed sardines with mustard on Wasa crackers.
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa - Only the regular kind, so no.
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox - Have you noticed the giant Jew stamp yet? I have a story I retell about this to everyone who'll listen: when I was in kindergarten (maybe 1st grade), we had to draw pictures in our journals every day after a prompt on the board. One day, our prompt was to draw our favorite breakfast food. I drew a bagel with lox and cream cheese. Everyone else had cereal or pancakes, and me, the strange Jew-girl (by the way, I was the school's minority; everyone else was Whitey McWestern European) had salty, strong fish with cheese on a bread that had not yet been popularized in Hatfield and McCoy territory. Even the teacher was grossed out when I explained what it was. Like I said, I was a strange child.
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake
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