Down side to going to bed early (if it was about 11:30pm), is the waking up at stupid o'clock. My train is at 9:30am so I have plenty of time to entertain myself before whizzing off for a very geeky day in Portsmouth. I was listening to the Tour de France pod-cast for the prologue, maybe with the 'People's Village' with all the French food & drink is the best place to have a picnic... I'm very excited about the Tour, sadly we can't get Eurosport in the crew room so I'm going to have to wait for the 7pm stuff on ITV4 (whilst having a fight for the remote). Last year I bought a freeview box to be able to watch it, this year I might go get a freeview box with Top-Up TV and subscribe to Eurosport (and the Discovery Channel).
Anyway, since I was up early and
elina_kivimaki translated a great comic strip for me giving me an excellent idea, I offer you this.
Title: Paging Dr Watson
Rating: U
Synopsis: We know Watson embellishes things in his stories, and this is one thing he really does lie about.
"Watson."
The almost sing-song voice of Sherlock Holmes penetrated my slumbers. I groaned, and snuggled further under the covers.
"Come on Watson."
I felt Holmes's cold long delicate fingers tickle my foot. I kicked his hand away in annoyance and rolled over onto my side. I was comfortable. I was not getting up.
"Mrs Hudson has some fresh kippers for breakfast."
No, I was not going to be fooled. The bed was warm, the room was cold. I knew without opening my eyes that it was some ridiculous hour of the morning that no sane gentleman should have any knowledge of, except for a vague concept of existence.
"Shake a leg, Doctor!" He pulled the covers off me, but still I remained determined my eyes clamped tightly shut not caring that my nightshirt was above my waist.
"Really Watson, you're being unbelievably difficult. We have a client waiting downstairs for us."
I heard him sigh, and leave the room. Silently celebrating, I pulled the covers back up over myself and began to drift off again. I didn't hear the door open, nor did I hear Holmes's return. In fact the only knowledge I had was when icy cold water descended on my head, drenching me completely. I spluttered awake, sat up and glared angrily at the smiling figure of Sherlock Holmes standing beside my bed holding a bucket.
"Holmes!"
"Ah, good you're awake. Into your clothes, we have a client."
Turning on his heel, he swept out of the room. Grumbling I climbed out of bed. Fortunately I knew just the way to get my revenge.
I want to make a graveyard for my Sims as they all have that annoying desire to see a ghost. So, I've made a nice new house and I'm going to put some Sims in it and murder them. There are probably easier ways to do it, but less fun ones I'd imagine. Mwwwhaaaa.
Oh and thing stolen from
snarry_fan7 Your Score: Orpheus
33% Extroversion, 66% Intuition, 55% Emotiveness, 61% Perceptiveness
You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you.
When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there.
You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt.
Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches
Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas
Link:
The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by
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