Bath time Inspiration
Whilst lying in the bath and reading a book of Decadent Poetry, I started thinking about Waston and how many wives did he have. This random piece of dialogue is also inspired by the fact you lot have dirty minds... :P
Title: Watson's Women
Rating: PG-ish
Synopsis: What Watson does with his women. Dialogue between Holmes and Watson.
"Watson..."
"No! Holmes, don't come -- "
"What the!!"
"I'm sorry! I couldn't help myself!"
"How many times have I told you -- "
"I know, I know! Put sheets down first, I... I was in a hurry."
"You've made a rather awful mess."
"Will you help me clean up? Before Mrs Hudson finds out?"
"Alright, but this is the absolute LAST time."
"Oh thank you, Holmes."
"If Scotland Yard find out... You take her arms."
"Should we take her to Whitechapel?"
"I don't see why we should change the arrangement... Lord you'd have thought she'd be lighter after..."
"Wait, shush... did you hear that?"
"No, I didn't. This would all be a lost simpler if you stopped marrying these women."
"They can't find out the truth!"
"Watson, a cabbage knows the truth. What number one is this one? I'm starting to loose track."
I finished 'A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian' - thought it was alright, nothing spectacular, a 3.5/5 I think.