I have decided to take care of my virginity. Please arrange for a suitable partner. SH
That's good to hear. Tomorrow 8 p.m. MH
Sherlock of course expects some exotic youth trained in Kama Sutra, because Mycroft is nothing if not thorough. Cue a middle-aged army doctor in a cuddly jumper appearing at his doorsteep, smiling and asking for a cuppa. Because yes, Mycroft is very, very thorough at everything he does.
I heard that this prompt sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, the prompt roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Fill: Connection part 1a
anonymous
November 9 2011, 05:12:43 UTC
It was, not surprisingly, a case that drove Sherlock to it. He was, as he often admitted, happily married to his work; baser instincts like lust were just that, base. Beneath him. But hearing Sally Donovan’s snort of laughter, seeing the quickly-suppressed smirk on Lestrade’s lips when his logic stumbled over the sexual motive of a murder suicide hammered the point home. Sherlock tolerated their scorn, but he would not allow himself to be mocked by them. Anderson’s smug, disgusting, knowing face haunted him. Anderson understood sex. Even he had seen the connection that Sherlock had missed. It was unacceptable
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Fill: Connection part 1b
anonymous
November 9 2011, 05:14:21 UTC
By five o’clock the next evening, Sherlock had driven his landlady out of Baker Street with his restless antics. He had at first attempted to clean the flat, but then decided that if whoever Mycroft sent was deterred by a few severed fingers on the coffee table, they were obviously not suitable. He had then conspired to make his flat even more inhospitable, only stopping when he reasoned that simple spite did not merit disrupting his experiment on frostbitten noses
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take care of my virginity.
Please arrange for a suitable
partner.
SH
That's good to hear.
Tomorrow 8 p.m.
MH
Sherlock of course expects some exotic youth trained in Kama Sutra, because Mycroft is nothing if not thorough. Cue a middle-aged army doctor in a cuddly jumper appearing at his doorsteep, smiling and asking for a cuppa. Because yes, Mycroft is very, very thorough at everything he does.
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I like that Sherlock went from cleaning the flat to making it even worse. Severed fingers on the coffee table... Good thing Mycroft sent John. :D
Love your Sherlock voice, and I'm looking forward to more!
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It's fantastic, please continue.
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