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[sherlockbbc_fic]

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No real directions, but this isn't a place for debate. It's a place for RANTIN' AND RAVIN'.

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Comments

[anonymous]

Every time I read a rant about Sherlock's wardrobe and how shirts are way too tight, I imagine that it's one of his escaped shirt buttons posting anonymously to try and save their brethren.

[anonymous]

Sherlock, there's a giant pile of buttons in the bathtub. Was there a sartorial case I wasn't aware of? -JW

[anonymous]

They were talking to me, John. They had a para-military organization. One of them was quoting Churchill. They had to go.

I blame Mycroft.

-SH

[anonymous]

...right.

You told us you stopped using, Sherlock. We'll need to go through your sock drawer again. -JW

[anonymous]

I'm not! John, just listen to the buttons! LISTEN TO THEM! I'm not using, the buttons are sentient and plotting against me!

Incidentally, I'll be switching my wardrobe to include nothing but buttonless garments, so I'm trying out one of your jumpers. Mrs. Hudson tells me it will shrink again in the wash and the stains it has acquired today might come out with borax. She also says it's adorable, but her judgement is suspect in these matters.

-SH

[anonymous]

Dear Sherlock,

May I suggest doing away with clothing altogether? What was wrong with that sheet you wore to Buckingham palace? So much more convenient, and no insidious rebellions. Think about it!

A Helpful Fan

[anonymous]

Too susceptible to outside influence (read: Mycroft). Can't be trusted. -SH

[anonymous]

How about just embracing your inner nudist then? Bonus: Mycroft will stop asking you to take on cases for him, especially around boring "important" people like politicians.

[anonymous]

This idea has merit. -SH

[anonymous]

NO. -JW

[anonymous]

I like how you pretend that you don't want to see Sherlock naked.

[anonymous]

Oh, for fu-- Right, in case I haven't made this clear, let me spell it for you in bold caps: I AM NOT GAY. -JW

[anonymous]

DON'T MAKE US BREAK OUT THE SHAKESPEARE, DOCTOR.

[anonymous]

Absolutely not.

-MH

[anonymous]

Look you lot, stop inciting lewd behaviour in the chemically intoxicated or I'll have you all on public nuisance charges. Do you want an ASBO?

-DI Lestrade

[anonymous]

I've seen him wandering about the flat of a morning, Inspector. It's nothing I'd really call lewd.

-Mrs. Hudson