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Are 'Met' and 'Killed' Just Synonyms for You? (Fill)heretherebeficJanuary 16 2012, 19:01:58 UTC
John walked into the sitting room and very nearly shot someone. He would never quite know who it would have been.
The two geniuses paid him no heed.
"Oh, come on!" Jim Moriarty shouted, sounding personally affronted and throwing his hands up. "Him? You think it was him? He's an idiot! How could he have done it?"
"There's an hour left in the program," Sherlock muttered, tossing a hobnob at Jim to shut him up. "What do you expect?"
"Change it," Jim ordered, nibbling at the chocolate biscuit.
"Fine."
John leaned in the doorway and crossed his arms, deciding to wait until they deigned to acknowledge him.
"This is even worse. Are these real people?"
"You sound surprised."
"I've never met anyone that dense! And I've killed a lot of dense people."
"Are 'met' and 'killed' just synonyms for y - Oh, no, don't do that; she's only going to start crying..."
"It all sort of blends together after a while. Oh, look at her. I think she's going to faint"Faking, of course
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Re: Are 'Met' and 'Killed' Just Synonyms for You? (Fill)rionaleonhartJanuary 17 2012, 00:20:51 UTC
This is amazing and glorious. I love that Moriarty goes 'And I've killed' rather than 'And I've met'; I love that he's personally affronted by bad television detective decisions; I love that he's a biscuit thief; I love the entire first line (bless John, he must be so confused). I love that I can actually see this happening. These two have such a weird relationship.
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The two geniuses paid him no heed.
"Oh, come on!" Jim Moriarty shouted, sounding personally affronted and throwing his hands up. "Him? You think it was him? He's an idiot! How could he have done it?"
"There's an hour left in the program," Sherlock muttered, tossing a hobnob at Jim to shut him up. "What do you expect?"
"Change it," Jim ordered, nibbling at the chocolate biscuit.
"Fine."
John leaned in the doorway and crossed his arms, deciding to wait until they deigned to acknowledge him.
"This is even worse. Are these real people?"
"You sound surprised."
"I've never met anyone that dense! And I've killed a lot of dense people."
"Are 'met' and 'killed' just synonyms for y - Oh, no, don't do that; she's only going to start crying..."
"It all sort of blends together after a while. Oh, look at her. I think she's going to faint"Faking, of course ( ... )
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Thanks! :)
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Thank you. :') Just lovely. I squealed in glee that this got filled so quickly!
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Yay! You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.
Jim Moriarty took 40 biscuits. He took 40 biscuits. That's as many as 4 tens. And that's terrible.
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