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Uncle Ricky's Storytime Corner: Snow White
anonymous
January 20 2012, 09:58:54 UTC
Hey, kids, and welcome to Uncle Ricky's Storytime Corner.
Today, we're reading the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Are you ready to start? Bobby, I asked if you were ready. Take the book, Bobby. Now open it. Good. Remind me when this is over, I have something to discuss with your mother. It's not about your incompetence. She just left something at my place last night.
"Incompetence" is a big, long word for how stupid you are, doofus. Stop crying. Just give me the book, we'll cut this part out later. Someone take him please? No, not you, Seb
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Re: Uncle Ricky's Storytime Corner: Snow White straydog733January 20 2012, 21:46:19 UTC
Oh God, I can not truly put into words how much I want to hear this in canon. The warning about spoilers is great, and I love his constant rambling insults. And of course, he nailed the true meaning of the piece, although he did miss a corollary message: lovezombies are great and make good brides to the future rulers of countries.
But he is still super creepy, though not in a pedo way, just in an creeper!Jim kind of way...you lnow what I mean.
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Today, we're reading the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Are you ready to start? Bobby, I asked if you were ready. Take the book, Bobby. Now open it. Good. Remind me when this is over, I have something to discuss with your mother. It's not about your incompetence. She just left something at my place last night.
"Incompetence" is a big, long word for how stupid you are, doofus. Stop crying. Just give me the book, we'll cut this part out later. Someone take him please? No, not you, Seb ( ... )
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Great fic!
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I'm practically crying I'm giggling so hard.
The Starving farmers ad lib is Moriarty's favorite part = EPIC
Timmy and the candy.
And now I'm imagining John as the prince with voodoo powers turning Sherlock into a lovezombie.
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