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"Sherlock," John agreed.
"Yeah," Lestrade said.
"It'd be for science," John said with an air of resignation, the same tone he'd use for heads in the fridge, hallucinogens in the sugar, flatmates coming back from the dead... "'Sorry John'," he made a passable attempt at mimicking Sherlock ability to speak at a speed just shy of holy fuck was that all one word, "'But of course I had to test the possibility of sustainable life past total brain death - why are you upset, is it because I made you watch me swan-dive off a building, I needed a trained medical professional to ensure there could be no questions about my deceased state, it was necessary, by the way I'm going to be keeping brains in the bathtub from now on ( ... )
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"John, this is getting out of hand now, I'm sorry, just let me in--"
"Oh god, we're going to die," Lestrade said, his back against the door, giving up with wrestling the armchair. "We are too drunk to defend ourselves against zombie attack. All that training at Hendon, wasted."
"Speak for yourself," John said, tripping over his own feet in his search for a suitable long-range weapon.
"Oh for - I am not a zombie!"
"And I bet he complains about our brains afterwards!"
John paused, halfway under the table. "Well, yeah," he said, one eyebrow making a drunken attempt to raise itself. "It's Sherlock."
"Your brains would be useless as nourishment anyway!"
"See?" Lestrade said, outraged.
"Zombies are not articulate, you imbecilic drunkards!"
"You would be the exception!" John bellowed back, grabbing a box full of papers and flinging it aside when he realised there was nothing in it that could be ( ... )
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It's crack, except realistic crack, and soooo goooood.
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"If there's a tearful reunion in five minutes and you swoon like a Regency heroine and then forgive him everything because he's your bestest ever friend and it's only brains the bathtub and the occasional murder to keep him fed and sort of alive and that's worth some emotional torture, that's why people wonder."
^GLORIOUS XD
(And of course, love the hints to John swooning and the brandy. Marvelous job. <3)
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