Prompting Part XXV

Jan 29, 2012 15:13

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Jawn of the Dead anonymous February 8 2012, 14:43:02 UTC
Sherlock comes home to 221B after faking his death. John and Lestrade had just been watching Dawn of the Dead, while drinking, so they think Sherlock is a zombie and keep trying to kill him. Again.

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Re: Jawn of the Dead anonymous February 8 2012, 15:15:44 UTC
This is gold.

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Re: Jawn of the Dead cowgirlxena February 8 2012, 15:17:48 UTC
This is funny, would love to see this XD

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Fill: Jawn of the Dead (1/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 19:22:56 UTC
"If anybody could come back as a zombie," Lestrade said, waving his beer can at the screen in what he clearly thought was an explanatory manner, "If anybody could. You know."

"Sherlock," John agreed.

"Yeah," Lestrade said.

"It'd be for science," John said with an air of resignation, the same tone he'd use for heads in the fridge, hallucinogens in the sugar, flatmates coming back from the dead... "'Sorry John'," he made a passable attempt at mimicking Sherlock ability to speak at a speed just shy of holy fuck was that all one word, "'But of course I had to test the possibility of sustainable life past total brain death - why are you upset, is it because I made you watch me swan-dive off a building, I needed a trained medical professional to ensure there could be no questions about my deceased state, it was necessary, by the way I'm going to be keeping brains in the bathtub from now on ( ... )

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Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 19:40:33 UTC
"Knife knife knife," John chanted, lunging towards the fireplace and the yellowed papers impaled there. "No, fuck, that's short range..."

"John, this is getting out of hand now, I'm sorry, just let me in--"

"Oh god, we're going to die," Lestrade said, his back against the door, giving up with wrestling the armchair. "We are too drunk to defend ourselves against zombie attack. All that training at Hendon, wasted."

"Speak for yourself," John said, tripping over his own feet in his search for a suitable long-range weapon.

"Oh for - I am not a zombie!"

"And I bet he complains about our brains afterwards!"

John paused, halfway under the table. "Well, yeah," he said, one eyebrow making a drunken attempt to raise itself. "It's Sherlock."

"Your brains would be useless as nourishment anyway!"

"See?" Lestrade said, outraged.

"Zombies are not articulate, you imbecilic drunkards!"

"You would be the exception!" John bellowed back, grabbing a box full of papers and flinging it aside when he realised there was nothing in it that could be ( ... )

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 21:31:44 UTC
Not OP, but this is just HILARIOUS. Your drunk!Lestrade is just brilliant, you have so many great lines that I can't pick a favourite...the only thing that makes me sad is that it's over so soon!

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) cowgirlxena February 12 2012, 21:32:59 UTC
XD that is so funny. Oh John lol

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 12 2012, 21:57:08 UTC
BWAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS FILL SO MUCH
It's crack, except realistic crack, and soooo goooood.

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 13 2012, 01:44:23 UTC
haha this was awesome!

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 13 2012, 04:10:59 UTC
READING THIS FIC IS LIKE MAINLINING UNADULTERATED BRILLIANCE. EVERY LINE OF THIS IS GOLDEN.

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) redrikki February 13 2012, 16:29:42 UTC
All the jokes about John swooning were hilarious. Poor ACD!Watson will never live that down.

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 14 2012, 00:31:27 UTC
This is pure gold, anon.

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) twisty_ties February 14 2012, 01:28:02 UTC
Oh dear, this is BRILLIANT.

"If there's a tearful reunion in five minutes and you swoon like a Regency heroine and then forgive him everything because he's your bestest ever friend and it's only brains the bathtub and the occasional murder to keep him fed and sort of alive and that's worth some emotional torture, that's why people wonder."

^GLORIOUS XD

(And of course, love the hints to John swooning and the brandy. Marvelous job. <3)

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 14 2012, 03:30:43 UTC
This is HILARIOUS. Poor Lestrade, John's 'crumple-face of woe' upsets me too. :D

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 14 2012, 18:17:10 UTC
Great fill! It made me smile so hard my face still hurts.

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Re: Fill: Jawn of the Dead (2/2) anonymous February 14 2012, 19:41:50 UTC
I love this, new headcanon acquired!

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