Prompt Post Part XXVIII

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Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust

[sheepnamedpig]

Lololol, filled my own prompt! This is exactly why I hardly ever prompt. Butt anyway, just sat my patootie down and wrote this little fartce, usual Sheep warnings for rampant M/J, unbeta'd nonsense, and boys being perverts. And way too many fucking italics.

Your alarm is going and your bum hurts like nobody's business.

Damn you, John Watson, you think, damn you for being a bloody amazing shag.You shuffle over to your alarm on your belly, glad that rotten bastard isn't here to watch you make a fool of yourself, and slap at it until it shuts up. Clutching the small of your back, you stare at the edge of the bed and contemplate the logistics of actually standing up. In the end, you swing one leg off the edge and lever yourself up, bare arse screaming in pain all the way

Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 2/3(effingcharalimits)

[sheepnamedpig]

Your phone buzzes with a text sometime midmorning. Someone is blithering on about something you don't give two shits about, so you pull out your phone to read it.

How are you holding up? :) -JW

You sneer. In the background, Blithering Someone's voice quavers, but there really is no number, real or imaginary, that can accurately quantify the number of fucks you are currently failing to give.

Fuck off. I loathe you. -MH

Aw, I love you too, honey. ;) -JW

You refuse to dignify your twat of a boyfriend with an answer. An hour later, a meeting later, you get another text, which you read immediately because you are clearly a masochist.

Miss you, love. -JW

You are not forgiven. -MH

What if I laid you down on your belly and rimmed you until you almost came? And then put a cock ring on you and rode you until you started screaming my name? - JWYou imagine it and immediately regret imagining it. You are going to draw and quarter him. Or worse, fuck him until he can't walk and give him hickeys all up and down his throat and nape before

Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

There's a lengthy gap between texts. You look up from checking your mobile and haven't the slightest bloody idea what this meeting was supposed to be about. Someone asks for your input regarding something. You wave a hand and promise to get back to them on that, but honestly, you care so little you could divide it by zero and the quotient would be a whole number.

John's next sext comes almost an hour after the previous. Meanwhile, your imagination runs away with you like it's trying to break a land speed record. Eventually:

Well, can't come on just the dildo alone. Maybe if we made a dildo replica of your cock? Christ, I'd probably never get out of bed. :) -JW

Re: Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

damn, you're insane. why haven't you written it sooner? it's FUCKING PERFECT!

Re: Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

Me? Insane? Perish the thought! Actually, I completely forgot about the whole thing. I didn't even remember it was my own prompt at first until I read it and was like, heyyyyy, that sounds really freaking familiar... Lol.

Re: Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

Now that I think about it, I can't recall having seen any 'divide by zero' prompts or whatever passes for the equivalent in Sherlockland. But dayum, if there's anyone who could divide by zero, it would be Mycroft or John's Hypothetical Moustache.

Haha, Jim might call Mycroft the 'Ice Man', but sometimes a guy is just a guy. I'll let other, more seriousbusiness writers handle the Ice Man.

Re: Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

It's time to fuck arse and chew bubblegum, and you're all out of bubblegum.

I adore this. There needs to be so much more of M/J. So much more. And Mycroft's voice is just perfect. And John's emoticons! Loved this.

Re: Fill: John uses emoticons and Mycroft is consumed with lust 3/3

[sheepnamedpig]

Lol, using that line was so ridiculously crass of me and I have no regrets nor shame whatsoever. Every time I read it, I imagine Mycroft whipping on a pair of Schwarzenegger-esque black shades and being all, 'Yeeeaaah, that's what's fucking happening.'

John's a right little brat in this, isn't he? I just want to coo and pinch him on the (butt)cheek. And I bet he'd let me, if only to make Mycroft turn fuschia with jealousy. Haha!