Inspired the sudden realisation that I've been unconciously fellating my pilsner for the last half hour (have I done this in public? aargh oh dear), let's have John drinking from a beer bottle ~sexily~ with Sherlock carefully observing.
Oral Fixation 1/2velvet_maceOctober 18 2010, 18:33:10 UTC
John grabbed a Meantime Pale Ale out of the fridge and wandered over to the sitting room, his copy of The Lancet, tucked under his arm. It was a quiet night, the last case had closed the day before and Sherlock was mostly mulling over the clues and wondering if there was anything more to be gleaned from them, other than the obvious. He started playing a little Mendelssohn on the violin to help him think
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Sherlock tried to concentrate on the music, but it just wasn't happening. Not when John began idly licking revolutions around the mouth of the bottle. Sherlock was about to speak up when John penetrated his mouth again, letting a full inch of cold glass slide past his lips, stopping when the lip of the bottle tapped his hard palate just behind his teeth
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This was mindbendingly awesome. I could just see it all playing out as I read it.
(one tiny nitpick: if the bottle was touching john's soft palate, he'd be deep throating it. and while that's sexy as hell and would probably have made sherlock's brain explode instantly, i think you mean his hard palate, which is the roof of the mouth.)
Ah, yeah, I was exaggerating a little, but that's still pretty far back. (snp pretends she didn't just stick her finger in her mouth) Even if it wasn't strictly deep throating, it'd almost look like it, with a beer bottle. And unless he's opening his mouth really wide, it'd be hard to get it at an angle, so he'd literally be fellating the bottle if it was rubbing against his soft palate. I might be wrong, since my knowledge of anatomy comes from singing rather than an anatomy class, but it seems pretty far to me.
funny thing- I've done the same thing (though it wasn't pilsner, it was a goldstar I think) and the previous night I had caught my good friend (a lesbian) doing the same thing, but eating it out instead of fellating it. We had a good laugh, but yeah- there's that "dear lord I hope I haven't been doing this at the pub" moment.
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Sherlock: What did you think I meant?
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Honestly. That was so hot.
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(one tiny nitpick: if the bottle was touching john's soft palate, he'd be deep throating it. and while that's sexy as hell and would probably have made sherlock's brain explode instantly, i think you mean his hard palate, which is the roof of the mouth.)
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